|"Ow", |"Ouch", |"Unglued" (6)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
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