At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice CARDNAME.

At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.

As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.

As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.

As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.

When Aatchik enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each artifact and/or creature card in your graveyard.

Whenever another Insect you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Aatchik. Each opponent loses 1 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.

Look at target opponent's hand and choose X cards from it. That player discards those cards.

You may cast spells that have a cycling ability from your graveyard.

If a card that has a cycling ability would be put into your graveyard from anywhere and it wasn't cycled, exile it instead.

Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.)

Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard.

Flying

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Flash

Ward

Probing Telepathy — Whenever a creature entering under an opponent's control causes a triggered ability of that creature to trigger, you may copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Flying

When this creature transforms into Abolisher of Bloodlines, target opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice.

Tap an untapped Octopus you control: Tap target permanent.

: Tap all creatures without flying.

Haunt (When this creature dies, exile it haunting target creature.)

When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.

Flying, ward

: Exile another target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchant land

When this Aura enters, draw a card.

Enchanted land has ": Add one mana of any color."

: Exile target creature card from a graveyard that was put there this turn. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a Nightmare in addition to its other types. Then exile all other Nightmare tokens you control.

, : Tap target creature. This creature deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Choose one —

• Exile target creature with power 3 or greater.

• You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

• Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures.

: Add one mana of any color.

: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)

Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost less to cast.

When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control attached to target opponent.

Freerunning (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.)

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Other Assassins you control get +1/+1.

Commander creatures you own have "The first Dragon spell you cast each turn costs less to cast."

, : Target player loses 1 life.

Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get (an acorn counter).

Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get .

, Pay X : Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

, Pay X : Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

When this enchantment enters, you may exile target artifact or enchantment.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile target artifact or enchantment. If you do, its controller gains control of this enchantment.

(Transforms from Legion's Landing.)

: Add .

, : Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Vigilance

Adeline's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.

When Adéwalé enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put an Assassin, Pirate, or Vehicle card from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.)

Other creatures you control have melee. (If a creature has multiple instances of melee, each triggers separately.)

, : Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying

, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Green legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures." (Any legendary creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other legendary creatures." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two legendary creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other legendary creatures," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on target Beast creature you control.

: The next time an instant or sorcery spell would deal damage to you this turn, that spell deals that damage to its controller instead.

Target creature gets +1/+7 until end of turn.

, : Target 1/1 creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

Rampage 3 <I>(Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)</I>

Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Return up to X target creatures to their owners' hands, where X is one plus the number of cards named Aether Burst in all graveyards as you cast this spell.

Whenever a Beast you control enters, you may have it deal 4 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)

If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

This creature can't be blocked.

Return six target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this land enters, you get (an energy counter).

: Add .

, Pay : Add one mana of any color.

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Enchant creature or Vehicle

When this Aura enters, you get (two energy counters).

Enchanted creature gets -4/-0.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that creature's mana value.