+Kitchen (9)
Kitchen enters tapped.
: Add or .
, : Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
When Kitchen Finks enters, you gain 2 life.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
Flying, haste
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
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