When Surprise Party enters the battlefield, yell "Surprise" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party.

Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.

Flash

This spell can't be countered.

Creature spells you control can't be countered.

Other creatures you control have trample.

When Surrakar Banisher enters the battlefield, you may return target tapped creature to its owner's hand.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put a charge counter on Surrakar Spellblade.

Whenever Surrakar Spellblade deals combat damage to a player, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of charge counters on it.

Amass Orcs 3, then target player mills X cards, where X is the amassed Army's power. (To amass Orcs 3, put three +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Whenever Surtland Flinger attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Surtland Flinger deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target. If the sacrificed creature was a Giant, Surtland Flinger deals twice that much damage instead.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player it's attacking.)

Whenever you cast a historic spell, Surtr, Fiery Jötun deals 3 damage to any target. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Flying

When Surveilling Sprite dies, you may draw a card.

, Exile Surveyor's Scope: Search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the number of players who control at least two more lands than you. Put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

: Draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on top of your library.

: Add .

, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

If you would planeswalk, instead look at the top two cards of your planar deck, put one on the bottom of your planar deck and the other on top, then planeswalk.

: Add .

Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Flying

Whenever Sustainer of the Realm blocks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Trample

As Sutured Ghoul enters the battlefield, exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard.

Sutured Ghoul's power is equal to the total power of the exiled cards and its toughness is equal to their total toughness.

, : Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

, : You gain 2 life.

Ninjutsu (, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Deathtouch

Whenever Swarm Saboteur deals combat damage to a player, conjure a card named Virus Beetle into your hand.

When Swashbuckler Extraordinaire enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice one or more Treasures. When you do, up to that many target creatures gain double strike until end of turn.

Vigilance

Whenever Swathcutter Giant attacks, it deals 1 damage to each creature defending player controls.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Reinforce X— (, Discard this card: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature.)

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Flash

Enchant creature or Vehicle

Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types. (It's not a creature unless it's crewed.)

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, roll a d12. If the result is greater than the damage dealt or the result is 12, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.

Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

As long as equipped creature is tapped, tapped creatures you control get +2/+0.

As long as equipped creature is untapped, untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.

: You may tap or untap equipped creature.

Equip

: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.

: Target artifact creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

: Target Merfolk you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

All Sliver creatures have vigilance.

When you control no other artifacts, sacrifice Synod Centurion.

Vigilance

, : Tahngarth, Talruum Hero deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to Tahngarth.

Investigate. You may play an additional land this turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Rally — Whenever Tajuru Beastmaster or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Tajuru Paragon is also a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.

Kicker

When Tajuru Paragon enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, reveal the top six cards of your library. You may put a card that shares a creature type with it from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.

Converge — Tajuru Stalwart enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.

Create three 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens.

Whenever Takenuma Bleeder attacks or blocks, you lose 1 life if you don't control a Demon.

: Add .

: Add or . Talisman of Curiosity deals 1 damage to you.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.

Haste

At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

, Sacrifice three Clues: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever Tanuki Transplanter or equipped creature attacks, add an amount of equal to its power. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Reconfigure (: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Flying, vigilance

: Choose a creature card at random from target opponent's graveyard. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control.

, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

, , Discard your hand: Transform Tarrian's Journal.

+1: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or Tasha, Unholy Archmage, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.

−2: Target opponent puts a creature card of their choice from their graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature gains ward .

−6: Target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal three creature cards. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest into their graveyard.

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for .)

: Mill two cards, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

Equipped creature gets +5/+5.

, Exile Tatsumasa, the Dragon's Fang: Create a 5/5 blue Dragon Spirit creature token with flying. Return Tatsumasa to the battlefield under its owner's control when that token dies.

Equip