Wield it in a Bludgeon Brawl to accomplish... absolutely nothing!
The best use I can see for it is Metalcraft enabling.
Posted By:
Arachnos
(2/5/2013 12:40:01 PM)
Gerard: "But it doesn't do anything"
Hanna: "Seriously, it does nothing."
Posted By:
snickerpuss
(4/15/2013 3:36:17 PM)
One-word rules text, discounting reminder text. Thanks, M14!
Posted By:
Continue
(7/10/2013 7:59:31 PM)
@brandonr189 It doesn't work with that kind of card either. Most cards that animate noncreature artifacts set power/toughness equal to mana cost. So it'd become a 0/0 creature and promptly dissolve. Does not combo with March of the Macines.
Posted By:
Three_of_Nineteen
(7/15/2013 8:54:08 PM)
Everyone here seems to think this is a terrible artifact. HA!
5 Stars for this beast. You can do some devious things with this...
Posted By:
Zylo-
(9/3/2013 9:35:11 PM)
Well, at least you can't kill it...
Posted By:
Pick15
(9/30/2013 2:49:03 PM)
Even March of the Machines cannot make this card good. In fact, it's one of the (relatively) few ways to destroy it.
It sort of works with Bludgeon brawl, in that it allows infinite targeting combo's (daru spiritualist and task force then sacrifice for infinite life, for example). But Shuko is better for that.
I will find a way to make this a win con. It's like the ultimate Johnny challenge.
Posted By:
Majora_13
(10/15/2013 5:02:08 PM)
Every time I read the flavor text its almost like a solitary tear rolls down my cheek when I remember those who fought, those fallen and their beloved world now lost. Mirrodin, though I only saw you during thy darkest hour, I shall miss thee when I gaze into your troubled past. You shall live on in the hearts of millions. RIP dear one RIP.
Posted By:
moonmist103
(10/19/2013 11:16:44 AM)
What an amazingly stupid, and interesting card. I would love to build a deck around this.
Posted By:
car2n
(2/12/2014 1:17:38 PM)
Oh look, its a Darksteel Coaster.
I bet Phylactery Lich has a lot of these lying around his apartment... Along with his Stuffy Doll collection.
Posted By:
UncleJulio
(3/23/2014 12:05:25 PM)