Azor's Elocutors
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Holy turbofog Batman!
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Posted By: ThisisSakon (9/25/2012 9:56:13 PM)
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Grand Arbiter Augustin IV: "When in the Course of Ravnica events it becomes necessary for one Guild to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with one another and to assume among the powers of the world, the Equal but More Equal station to which the Guildpact entitles them, a decent respect to the opinions of citizens requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."

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Argus Kos: >:(

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Posted By: DarthParallax (10/14/2012 4:42:35 PM)
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Filibuster counters

That is all
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Posted By: Superllama12 (9/25/2012 6:29:27 PM)
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Given the flavor of this, I think it might be a good idea for a player damaging the Elocutors' controller to punctuate it with "OBJECTION!".
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Posted By: SkyknightXi (9/25/2012 8:04:01 PM)
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Methinks MaRo helped design this card, since he is obsessed with alternate win-cons.
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Posted By: pedrodyl (1/8/2013 12:09:45 PM)
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Now you can win by talking your opponent to death.
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Posted By: Trygon_Predator (9/26/2012 12:40:17 PM)
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Azor's Elocutor's turn five. Contagion Engine turn six. Any other proliferate card. Yeesh.
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Posted By: Nucleon (9/25/2012 3:12:11 PM)
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Possibly OK in Commander with Contagion Engine, Contagion Clasp and Thrummingbird...since "you win the game" is better than proliferating most planeswalkers.
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Posted By: MattLynn (12/14/2012 2:45:25 PM)
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Nice card. It's just sad that proliferate leaves standard with this coming in. These whould've been bff's :( But also, a pretty funny card that might make the turbofog a competetive deck :)
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Posted By: Firesplitter. (9/26/2012 12:20:39 AM)
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A pity this guy ain't no legend. Would be an interesting commander. For constructed it's too slow, for limited it's decent (mostly because it got at least a p/t of 3/5). Funny in casual decks though. Just pack enough extra turn spells.
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Posted By: majinara (9/26/2012 12:50:15 AM)
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