Expensive? Perhaps. Not terribly useful? Arguably.
Flavorful? Sweet baby jesus yes.
Posted By:
DoragonShinzui
(4/24/2013 6:27:00 PM)
This guy has good advice, and from the cost of that ability I'd say he learned how to get paid pretty damn well.
Posted By:
Bluehero
(4/23/2013 3:20:53 PM)
This is one of those cards I don't really see as bad or good.
It's just fun. I'm glad Wizards remembers to throws these kinds of cards in every now and then. This guy joins Tavern Swindler in that regard.
Posted By:
ThisisSakon
(4/23/2013 3:36:47 PM)
I like how this basically can attack with vigalence. Seems like a solid limited card.
Posted By:
.Blaze.
(4/23/2013 5:08:18 PM)
Very cool top-down design.
Posted By:
Fenix.
(4/25/2013 3:19:56 AM)
This is a "meh" card. It isn't great and it isn't awful. It is too expensive for what it does, so it will not see much constructed play. 
and tapping for its activated ability is not impressive. In Dragon's Maze/Gatecrash/RtR sealed deck, it effectively blocks Deathcult Rogue, if that matters at all. Defender gives it even less usability overall. Again, meh.
Posted By:
evenintheshower
(4/24/2013 8:01:27 AM)
"We have ways of making you speak..."
Posted By:
Flyheight
(4/23/2013 3:42:53 PM)
Pretty terrible. Scary-ass art, though.
Posted By:
LordOfTheFlies87
(4/23/2013 10:54:21 PM)
Another Dimir card missing the watermark.
Posted By:
RAV0004
(4/24/2013 2:28:21 AM)
This guy is the Christopher Lloyd version of Uncle Fester!
Posted By:
Pantheon
(5/5/2013 6:12:52 PM)