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Egad, *clutches chest* my only weakness... NOTHING!
ornithopter laughs...
Posted By: Shell_shockkun (4/21/2010 11:05:20 AM)
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Combo with Knight Exemplar. Hmm... now he can't be destroyed! :)
Posted By: kdraphael (12/25/2010 8:39:40 PM)
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I once blocked him with Scourge Servant. Irony ensues.
Posted By: LandKraken (6/29/2011 6:40:43 AM)
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He (obviously a dude, lol) is a beast in my play circle, since most of my friends are Timmies, and so hate little guys.

Onto flavor: This card's so flavorful. I don't think of himself as suiciding, rather, he gets in a huff and abandons you. "HEY MR. PLANESWALKER, YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT AN EAGER CADET? THAT IS SO BENEATH ME!"
Posted By: NeoKoda (10/18/2011 4:50:07 PM)
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Love the idea "F*CK, I'm fighting a weak monster!!!" *knife in the belly* A true samurai-like vampire ;)
Posted By: Sironos (5/6/2010 9:37:28 AM)
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Hahaha the flavor on this is absurd! 5/5 for lol factor alone.
Posted By: coyotemoon722 (4/23/2010 12:49:21 PM)
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A vampire riding an ant....who gets offended if he fights a chump and leaves in huff.....f'ing cool!!1
Posted By: OutlawD1 (4/16/2010 9:39:36 PM)
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his flavor text is reffering to shield bearer.
Posted By: supershawn (3/11/2011 2:20:17 PM)
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Consume the Meek.

Lolwut?
Posted By: DoragonShinzui (4/23/2012 8:31:42 AM)
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This card is hilarious to play with.

i was using it in a casual multiplayer(4-person free-for-all) and i was about to kill a guy with it. he tried to chump block it with his Birds of Paradise without seeing it's ability, i put it in the graveyard and everyone was confused. i picked up the card and said "read it's ability". everyone LOL'd
Posted By: Panaroid (11/30/2011 1:11:55 AM)
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