This card is holding me fast.
I can't escape its irresistible grasp.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(6/26/2012 10:13:37 AM)
This card will not be ignored.
Posted By:
ROBRAM89
(1/20/2011 8:54:48 PM)
Enchant creature
When Fatal Attraction comes into play, enchanted creature has an affair with Glenn Close.
At the beginning of your upkeep, enchanted creature tries to stay away from Glenn Close, then realizes that she's crazy. Enchanted creature continues to ignore Glenn Close, then realizes that she's pregnant with enchanted creature's child. Enchanted creature gets a new phone number and address, but Glenn Close tracks it down. Glenn Close tries to break up enchanted creature's family, and enchanted creature tries to kill Glenn Close but doesn't. Just when enchanted creature thinks it can enjoy a peaceful evening at home, Glenn Close breaks into enchanted creature's house. Enchanted creature and Glenn Close each deal damage equal to their powers to the other, and enchanted creature's wife shoots Glenn Close.
Posted By:
Zher0
(8/5/2010 9:30:01 PM)
And Swans of Bryn Argoll
Posted By:
Mirvana
(11/28/2009 8:17:20 PM)
Here I was expecting people to be ripping on how bad of a removal spell this is, and I find suggestions on how to combo with it instead. Huh.
@MadTheorist: I concur, that is epic art.
Posted By:
Selez
(7/25/2010 12:18:09 AM)
and protean hydra.
Posted By:
Hibron
(4/16/2010 7:36:28 AM)
Stuffy Doll is about the only way to really utilize this one
Posted By:
bowlofgumbo
(8/27/2009 10:43:22 PM)
epic art!
Posted By:
MadTheorist
(12/4/2009 8:58:46 AM)
and ragged veins with aura barbs
Posted By:
Ava_Adore
(1/20/2010 10:55:44 PM)
I'm pretty sure you can find a way to give your Spitemare some extra toughness too. Slagwurm Armor or the R/W Liege come to mind. Then it's basically deal 4 damage to target creature or player at the beginning of your upkeep. (sadly doesn't combo with Paradox Haze, unless you give it regeneration or indestructibility)
Posted By:
JoeVector
(5/9/2010 8:07:47 AM)