His second ability might as well read "Zuo Ci, the Mocking Sage can be blocked."
Posted By:
kajillion
(6/19/2011 2:13:02 AM)
@Magnor_Criol
It's one of the magical tricks he used to baffle Cao Cao. Cao Cao asked for a dragon's liver for his stew, so Zuo Ci took a picture of a dragon and ripped a bloody liver out of it.
So...yeah.
Posted By:
SirMalkin
(5/15/2011 12:23:18 AM)
Proto-Silhana Ledgewalker?
Posted By:
Kirbster
(4/30/2011 12:06:22 PM)
Weirdest evasion ever printed on a card.
Posted By:
Salient
(8/25/2011 7:56:36 PM)
If you know someone who plays Sun Quan, Lord of Wu in EDH sideboard this for the epic lols.
Posted By:
Nathreet
(4/2/2011 7:16:51 PM)
He mocks me by being such a bad card.
Posted By:
Gishra
(5/7/2011 7:07:28 AM)
This guy is the best when combined with R&D's Secret Lair.
"I attack with Zuo Ci."
"Okay, I block with Meglonoth, Zuo Ci dies, and you take six."
"I'm sorry, who are you choosing to block?"
"I'm choosing to block Zuo Ci with Meglonoth."
"Nope, you can't choose Zou Ci. You take 1."
Posted By:
Skeletextman
(4/9/2012 12:54:49 PM)
Proto-hexproof! So cute to see how they worded it back then...
Posted By:
Totema
(1/21/2013 2:57:10 PM)
Riding the Dilu Horse. A 3/4 unblockable hexproof isn't all that bad, right?
Posted By:
Continue
(4/17/2013 9:26:32 AM)
Actually Squire blocks him quite well.
Posted By:
Arglypuff
(6/20/2010 3:30:41 AM)