Crabapple Cohort
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I Wish They Didnt Use Richard Whitters Just For Concept Art Because Its All So Good They Should Put It On Cards.
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Posted By: MasterOfEtherium (12/10/2010 11:44:21 AM)
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A circumstancial 5/5 for five? Meh. Green could do better (See Terra Stomper or Scute Mob after a turn). At least its bettter than Ashenmoor Cohort. About the art though; WTF is this guy? He doesnt even look like a treefolk :-1. How u like dem apples now?
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Posted By: Demonic_Math_Tutor (1/15/2011 8:46:55 AM)
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The flavor text just has me rolling my eyes. A treefolk hunting down old ladys because they made apple pies? Sounds like a bad saturday morning cartoon. No self respecting planeswalker should ever summon this creature unless they absolutly hate grandma.
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Posted By: Silverware (11/22/2009 12:25:14 AM)
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This card should be renamed Crap-apple cohort.
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Posted By: SavageBrain89 (6/7/2009 3:57:01 PM)
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out of all the flavour texts in magic this one has got me good.. in the aries hole
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Posted By: DaaNz (3/24/2009 3:24:08 AM)
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Holy shit it's a MasterOfEtherium comment that is not only more than barely intelligible, but I can actually agree with too! Of course, he's still capitalizing EVERY GODD*MN THING(hint: STOP)... But it's a step up.

As for the card, what kinda sick tree goes hunting old ladies? And what kinda evil tree could lost to 10 little girls?
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Posted By: NARFNra (12/18/2010 5:02:07 PM)
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who makes pies with crabapples?
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Posted By: Hevaen (2/12/2011 11:53:14 AM)
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I wouldn't have minded a higher cost if it was +1/+1 for each green creature you control... This right here is just underwhelming.
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Posted By: Totema (3/15/2012 10:23:19 AM)
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Wait a minute. This creature is named Crabapple Cohort? Oh, I've been calling it Crandall Cohort! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot of myself!

Also, I started reading the flavor text in Simon Gruber's voice lol
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Posted By: TastetheJace (2/11/2013 6:38:42 PM)
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5/5s for 5 mana are considered subpar. This is a 5/5 for 5 with a drawback! If it wasn't for the flavor text, I'd rate it 1.5/5.

3/5
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Posted By: Phage123 (8/21/2013 1:22:31 PM)
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