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Look at me. I'm Muscular Old Man.
Behold my flesh, peeking subtly around the drapes I wear as a toga! My old body has unexpectedly tight skin for my age.
Watch as I rip my arm off! It hurts! But I can take it. I'm strong!
Watch as I set my arm into the compost heap for three months. See it decompose?
It is no longer part of my strong body. It receives no nutrients.
But, alas, with one arm I am gimped. Feast your eyes upon my arm once more! It is the visage of ruin.
Watch me as I reattach it to my shoulder! I use bits of my toga to wrap it up so it does not smell so bad.
I am Muscular Old Man. Looking for a Sexy Old Lady. Follow me on Twitter. Dance with me in front of the setting sun. Tell me what kind of lightning powers you have!
This is NOT jewelry!
Trust me. It's practical. Drape Togas don't cut it by themselves!
Posted By: Kryptnyt (11/29/2011 6:43:58 PM)


The original art.
Posted By: A3Kitsune (3/22/2010 5:04:47 AM)