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The flavor text throws all of wizard's deniability out the window. They wanted to see what they could get away with.
Posted By: OmegaSerris (7/6/2011 10:11:27 AM)
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Strictly more inappropriate to display than Viridian Shaman.
Posted By: Axelle (8/10/2011 7:18:26 PM)
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"Oh, for the love of... My Icy Manipulator!... I'm not touching that now! Damn dirty apes. Can't you guys just use a condom like everyone else?"
Posted By: Kryptnyt (10/31/2011 4:18:08 AM)
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Looks like they're populating.
Posted By: Manite (4/27/2013 4:42:39 PM)
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Did you know it takes baboons only 8 seconds to successfully copulate?
Posted By: ratchet1215 (7/14/2010 11:08:40 AM)
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Of course her last name is "Fricker"....
Posted By: Kirbster (7/9/2012 1:06:37 AM)
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The monkey tapped that. I'll show myself out.
Posted By: NeoKoda (3/29/2012 9:32:47 PM)
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I actually don't think the art was supposed to look like pron, but since it (obiviously) did, they made Uktabi Kong.
Posted By: Nikeyeia (8/25/2010 6:06:23 AM)
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Yeah... Read the flavor text then look at the monkeys in the background... :D perfect!
Posted By: Axil_Rose (9/9/2009 3:11:55 PM)
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So... they destroy the artifact by doin' it?
Posted By: GainsBanding (9/1/2009 2:01:57 AM)
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