The first sentient Magic card.
Spuzzman, come together from my hand, save me, infinite stalls are my plan, save me...
Posted By:
Shadoflaam
(6/29/2012 9:33:46 AM)
This plus R and D's Secret Lair. I'll attack you with Floral Spuzzem. Okay, he's unblocked. Floral Spuzzem, would you like to destroy an artifact?.....Well? SHHH...He's thinking.
Posted By:
chemistry35
(7/11/2009 10:33:55 AM)
This is actually not a terrible card. But I'd hate to be the one guy who runs this in his deck, and has everyone staring at him when he asks Floral Spuzzem whether it wants to destroy an artifact or not.
Posted By:
SyntheticDreamer
(4/27/2012 1:23:00 PM)
This card is amazing, although I'm deeply saddened that they changed his creature type from spuzzem. The thought of all chnagelings being at least part spuzzem just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Posted By:
Bluehero
(4/24/2010 8:59:25 PM)
I run this just so I can say Spuzzem.
Posted By:
Drewsel
(4/26/2012 6:26:48 PM)
"Summon Spuzzem"
The best
Posted By:
LordRandomness
(12/31/2011 4:52:08 PM)
Anyone who attacks with this creature is required to shout "it's peanut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly time!" Wiggling the creature around so it looks even more like a breakdancing banana is advisable.
Thank god they clarified that a Spuzzum is an elemental. "WTF was a Spuzzum supposed to be" is a question I've wondered off and on for years.
Legends was a weird, weird set. :)
Posted By:
Salient
(9/4/2011 11:06:56 AM)
Kudos to anybody able to create a Spuzzem theme deck. Also, the spuzzem makes the decision, not the player :-)
Posted By:
bagilis
(9/8/2010 4:14:52 AM)
Magic survival rule number 3: Never disturb a Spuzzem while he decides which artifact to destroy, or he might spuzz all over your face.
Posted By:
Crag-Hack
(7/31/2011 12:18:01 AM)
I must admit, I wouldn't want one of these things coming at me.
Posted By:
blindthrall
(7/2/2010 2:59:39 AM)