Tommy Wiseau's The Room is to film as Wood Elemental is to Magic.
Posted By:
metalevolence
(9/1/2010 1:45:10 PM)
I don't know whether to rate this .5/5 or 5/5, it's so hilariously bad. Nice job, Legends designers.
Posted By:
circu196
(7/13/2010 8:08:06 PM)
Alright, who rated this more than 0.5?
Posted By:
Th3_Dark_On3
(8/12/2010 10:00:25 AM)
I wonder how much one of these is worth now? Does its legendary status as a pile of awful, combined with the fact that quite a few copies were likely destroyed, make it more of a collector's item?
Posted By:
achilleselbow
(7/23/2010 7:49:29 AM)
An untapped forest was sacrificed to print this card. Much like it's in-game stats, keeping that forest would have been better.
Posted By:
Equinox523
(6/22/2011 11:33:48 AM)
We really need to petition for a 0 star option. Some cards don't deserve the 0.5 treatment, that's reserved for Aven Trooper, Viashino Skeleton, etc.
Posted By:
Richard_Hawk
(9/26/2010 2:08:48 PM)
Turn 1: forest, Lotus Petal, summon 2 Llanowar elves
Turn 2: forest, Crucible of Worlds, Fastbond, Zuran Orb
That WILL get you infinite life and mana on turn 2, but I really don't think you can infinitely sac forests to wood elemental this way.
You can deal infinite damage with a Gruul Guildmage, or pump a Goblin Razerunners infinitely though.
Among other things.
Posted By:
Bandswithother
(2/25/2011 5:26:38 PM)
This has got to be the most ***-poor green creature in history. Just looking at it actually makes me angry.
AAARRRUUUUGHGHGHGH
It's just...indescribable. I didn't vote 0.5 for it immediately, if only because I was trying to figure out how to vote 0/5. I would love so much to build a deck with four of these, four Chimney Imp...it would be like watching the movie Plan 9 from Outer Space: so bad it's just beautiful.
Posted By:
ratchet1215
(9/5/2009 12:24:00 PM)
Suppose you play one Forest per turn and play this card on turn six. You just spent all your mana, set your development back two turns (assuming you even draw into more lands), and are now the proud owner of...
...a vanilla 2/2. Cough. Boy am I glad I didn't spend that turn playing Force of Nature or Ancient Silverback or Nacatl War-Pride or Autumn Willow or Verdeloth the Ancient or Silvos, Rogue Elemental or Quagnoth or Arctic Nishoba or Craw Wurm or Rhox.
Posted By:
stygimoloch
(12/1/2008 11:24:41 AM)