flavortext so *** its hilarious.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(6/19/2011 3:55:16 PM)
This deserves at least a 4/5 for flavor text alone.
Posted By:
Gomorrah
(1/26/2010 4:16:35 PM)
the le reddit r/mtg army and its leejun loves this card! 5 stars if you agree!
Posted By:
hot4boys
(1/22/2013 11:02:41 PM)
Great card, I miss seventh edition.
Posted By:
kashonismw
(9/18/2011 5:46:29 AM)
5 stars for flavor text
Posted By:
penguinmage25
(11/5/2011 1:03:40 PM)
I traded one of these for my friends Skitheryx. He didn't realize I was joking, and was VERY new to the game. Ten seconds later, I gave it back, and let him keep both.
Posted By:
NeoKoda
(12/4/2011 12:40:18 PM)
2/1 first strike for 3.
Outdated and overpriced.
Posted By:
TheWrathofShane
(8/10/2013 5:10:07 AM)
The flavor text is so stupid. It's not even funny flavor text. Would someone really say that to a sabretooth tiger? I guess Wizards just wanted to reference real-world memes for some reason, even though in this situation it is completely out of place.
Posted By:
OlvynChuru
(4/22/2014 9:20:11 AM)