It's not that bad, geez. We get Giant Spider at common. Reach should generally be beefier than flying. Makes sense.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(5/9/2012 12:18:24 PM)
User her in a Doran EDH deck and be happy about it :)
Posted By:
Earthdawn
(4/24/2013 5:51:56 AM)
Tormented by her lack of clothes?
Tormented by her lack of play?
Tormented by the 2/5 rating?
Posted By:
Ideatog
(3/21/2011 11:19:01 PM)
Meh, she looks pretty happy with where she is. I know i'd be.
Posted By:
Crag-Hack
(8/8/2011 1:30:07 AM)
Great name, great flavor text... and they got slapped onto a 1/5 4 CMC body with an eighties haircut. Yeesh.
Posted By:
Azazyel
(5/6/2010 7:58:40 PM)
I think she's tormented by how much she sucks.
Posted By:
Owls_and_More_Owls
(9/5/2009 2:29:32 PM)
Vigilance would be nice, so you can neatly attack and still have your big-butted blocker available. Then if you pump her with equipment or enchantments, she's that much better.
As for her being tormented, I asked the same thing when I compared this card to Wayward Angel on the latter card's page, and izzet_guild_mage explained that she is tormented by the destruction of Serra's Realm by Phyrexia, and her fall from heaven is having to leave the realm to survive. That explanation makes the flavor make much more sense to me, but still this card leaves a sour presence where the flavor could have been on a card worth a slot in a dedicated casual Angel deck. As such, there is great flavor and good art crap.
Posted By:
sarroth
(2/11/2011 5:59:24 PM)
First thing I think when I see here: "Hey look its Marylin Monro"
Wow this card is awful. Fun fact, Marylin Monro was a very depressed (Tormented) woman.
Posted By:
Zoah
(6/30/2012 8:38:17 PM)
Tormented by what? She's no Fallen Angel.
Posted By:
Rainyday2012
(8/25/2009 4:24:58 PM)
Awesome art, awesome flavor text, everything else just dropped the ball.
Posted By:
Satuu
(6/17/2011 8:49:02 AM)