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The most embarrassing 1/2 creatures that beat this guy up and live to tell the tale?

Well, in no particular order,

Squire, an awkward teenager,
Dwarven Lieutenant, a 3-foot man,
Cinder Crawler, a lizard,
Kobold Drill Sergeant, a kobold,
Lambholt Elder, an old lady,
Basilica Screecher, a regular-sized, non-vampire bat,
Benevolent Unicorn, exactly what it sounds like,
Courier Hawk, essentially a messenger pigeon,
Xira Arien, an insectoid cosplayer,
Sanctuary Cat, for obvious reasons,
Academy Rector, an old man,
Port Inspector, another old man, and probably his boss,
and of course, both the infamous Storm Crow and Chimney Imp.

My personal favorite? Willow Faerie, a half-naked,... (see all)
Posted By: The_Murderauder (6/27/2013 11:46:12 PM)


"Only takes two little girls to take him out :P" -- divine_exodus

Does that make those two guys he keeps in a headlock weaker than Little Girls?

@The_Murderauder Hilarious list!
Posted By: Mode (9/24/2013 4:37:11 PM)


He is massively huge. Look at him. Yet the dreaded Port Inspector will drop him and live in a one-on-one fight.

Strange things are a-transpirin' in ol' Mercadia.
Posted By: Kirbster (1/9/2011 3:41:20 PM)


Only takes 2 little girls to take him out :P
Posted By: divine_exodus (4/3/2011 3:25:46 PM)


The merfolk in Mercadia had the ability to grow legs whenever they wanted.
Posted By: Tommy9898 (3/3/2010 9:38:36 PM)


OH DEAR LORD. After all this time... I KNOW WHY HE IS A 1/1!
He's constantly holding those two guys under his arms, so he can only hit you with his head as it's unoccupied. Additionally, because he has to attack by head butting people it leaves him very vulnerable to counterattacks by squirrels, little girls, and small cats.
Posted By: toXicus (3/21/2013 10:36:59 PM)


All those Muscles on a 1/1... lol
Posted By: RKay (7/20/2009 10:51:07 AM)


The very name is a pun. The waterfront bouncer bounces creatures.
Posted By: Bouchart (11/16/2009 8:07:24 PM)


He's just so annoying for your opponents! Not to mention all the fantastic combos (Gilded Drake being my favorite).
Posted By: True_Mumin (11/3/2009 9:30:01 AM)


The lovechild of Kratos and a navi.
Posted By: Polkovnik_Skyfox (6/3/2011 2:21:32 PM)