As a suicidal black player, I love this card. Man, it's BLACK. I tear off my own arm and beat you to death with it! That's what black does, you want "nice" cards? Play another color.
Posted By:
InternetNinjacy
(9/4/2010 11:50:47 PM)
Flavor text has got to be worth 5 stars.
Posted By:
NoobOfLore
(10/1/2011 8:31:05 PM)
Black will do anything to win.
Posted By:
Homelands
(7/31/2011 7:09:23 PM)
Ok... I have read the flavor text, then I need to give it at least 4 stars! :D
Posted By:
Narim
(12/8/2010 12:14:38 PM)
It costs {BB}{P}
Posted By:
Shadoflaam
(11/8/2011 12:02:18 PM)
I like this card a lot, it is humorous, flavorful, and still quite useful.
Posted By:
Rotary_Fist
(2/17/2011 5:52:36 AM)
Don't want to pay life for early game creatures.
Posted By:
Sironos
(5/22/2010 10:33:20 AM)
Type your comment here.
Posted By:
u2fool1
(9/5/2009 1:57:17 PM)
It's a 2/2 flyer for 2 mana, not THAT shabby. Black has plenty of ways to gain the life back anyways. The flavor text made me laugh, too. 4/5 for me.
Posted By:
Arachnos
(4/14/2012 3:33:48 PM)
And this is why Chimney Imp always uses Old Spice (tm).
Posted By:
Raibys
(6/17/2012 9:46:25 AM)