great flavor text
Posted By:
mr8658
(10/15/2009 3:15:22 PM)
A fixed Sinkhole, this gave black some extra land destruction to compliment its many discard spells. A pity 3 CMC land destruction is being considered "unfun" these days.
Posted By:
Equinox523
(2/22/2013 11:12:37 AM)
Actually, it looks like the eyes that cried these tears were wearing lots of mascara. Mercadian Mascara? Oh ho ho. Not funny.
Posted By:
XTwistedsoulX
(10/30/2011 4:54:22 PM)
5/5 for one of the best flavour texts on one of the most flavoury sets on Magic history.
Posted By:
DespisedIcon
(8/26/2010 11:04:05 PM)
@Kirbster
Doesn't look like the rain is made out of tears. I imagine it is actually human waste, and the "tears" come from the people getting pooed on. Wouldn't you cry if it rained poo every day?
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(5/1/2011 3:34:30 PM)
Mo' like rain of excrement!
Posted By:
LordRandomness
(12/20/2011 2:22:05 AM)
So... the Mercadians cry on their neighbours each day?
...buddy, if you hear "tears" and think "poo," I'm guessing you had a rough childhood.
Posted By:
Kirbster
(6/19/2012 7:10:50 PM)
Looks like they are having fun.
Posted By:
Sago
(9/19/2012 8:38:55 PM)
Wizards please return black land destruction at 3 CMC.
Posted By:
The_Evictee
(4/19/2013 11:31:03 PM)