Red-Hot Hottie, yeah it's weaker and unhinged, but it's almost as racy and actually does something!
‘Aaah'!!!
Posted By:
InternetNinjacy
(7/19/2010 8:18:32 AM)
needs Flash ;)
Posted By:
DarthParallax
(2/22/2011 9:39:06 AM)
The flavor text must be referencing the art...
Posted By:
TDL
(12/1/2011 12:51:34 AM)
Sure, but the art is pretty neat. And a little racy; oh my.
Posted By:
KrosanGardener
(8/4/2009 3:30:02 PM)
Back in the early days of Magic, this card had some use to fill out a red deck. Nowadays, not so much.
Posted By:
Quentil
(11/23/2011 12:27:50 PM)
Blandness, thy name is Fire Elemental. Well, no, that's not quite right. Glory Seeker beats you in that department, as well as a host of green and white weenies. Wow...that must really suck, I mean...you're not even memorable for being bland! You're just a lame creature! I'm sorry, Fire Elemental. It must really suck to be you.
In all seriousness, there are better things to spend five mana on than a 5/4 vanilla creature.
Posted By:
Treima
(5/8/2009 8:11:07 AM)