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Yeah, even I am hard pressed to find uses and excuses for this one. Certainly more helpful in the days of walls...

I could see it being remade as some kind of equipment though, that would be cool.
Posted By: Gaussgoat (12/28/2009 11:38:20 AM)


Look at that castle. The path to it's entrance is on a thin bridge of wood, that can easily be set aflame, and thus, prevent the attacking army from getting inside. If nothing else, get the axes.
Posted By: BastianQoU (7/27/2011 1:30:44 AM)


Banding really is great, especially on a relatively cheap colorless creature... Except that where banding is most useful is on defense, when this card doesn't have it.
Posted By: sonorhC (9/19/2011 9:56:57 PM)


O.O Weird old card is weird.
Posted By: wholelottalove (10/18/2012 7:28:10 AM)


Amoeboid Changeling can help this guy out. Just throw a Celestial Mantle on the Ram and you have a... ah, never mind. Just use a Phantom Warrior instead.
Posted By: TDL (3/29/2010 7:19:58 PM)


Made it work back in the day with Basalt Golem.. Gave it three for the memories.
Posted By: Roy1138 (7/5/2010 7:42:27 AM)


The point of this card was to band it with really absurd things and then laugh at it.

My personal favorite was letting Grizzly Bears band with the thing. "Of course, instead of running up a tree, you could run into your castle. In that case you'll get to pause for breath while it TEARS THE TREE DOWN AND USES IT TO RAM-SHATTER THE GATE TO YOUR CASTLE ... and eats you."
Posted By: Salient (10/10/2013 4:33:01 PM)


What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good!"

Everyone wants a log!
You're gonna love it, log!
Come on and get your log!
Everyone needs a log!
Log! Log! Log!
Posted By: car2n (5/28/2014 1:29:22 AM)