"Arg! We're really flammable! ........ Arg!"
Guy on the left: *in an operatic voice* "LLLAAAAAAA!"
Posted By:
Stray_Dog
(1/29/2011 8:04:41 PM)
I generally enjoy these "self or others" cards, but I could not stop laughing at these people's faces! What's with the fire in the back? Was it done in crayon??
Posted By:
Notoriety
(8/12/2010 8:19:26 PM)
I swear, one of these days I shall make a deck with only cards with the most ridiculous art just to see if I can defeat my opponents by laughter.
Posted By:
Half-dead
(5/10/2011 7:09:12 AM)
What the hell? Is this art some kinda joke? It looks like somebody copied and pasted some opera singers in the constipation scene onto some random purple-flame land...awesome!
Posted By:
Superllama12
(6/12/2011 11:52:10 AM)
This card is proof that Wizards understands people like to play Magic when it's funny.
Almost all of the schemes crack a smile the first time you see 'em. They're so over-the-top silly.
Posted By:
Salient
(1/11/2012 5:36:58 PM)
Whenever I look at the background of this card, I can't help but think that Elmo and his crayon are up to some mischief.
Posted By:
the_sixth_degree
(1/7/2012 7:37:40 PM)
This is, without a shadow of doubt, the cheesiest art I have ever seen on a magic card. It's so easy to tell that he got 3 real pictures of people making faces, photoshoped some goofy clothes on them and put some fire in the background. Not that that is necessarily bad, just real funny to see.
Posted By:
Tommy9898
(7/31/2010 11:38:59 PM)
Somebody farted into the bonfire. And the smell is not pleasant at all.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(3/6/2011 3:20:43 PM)
One time I showed a friend of mine this card
He just laughed, its an ongoing joke, he just links me this, and I chuckle
Another friend I showed, you know what he said?
J-G-WENTWORTH 877-CASHNOW!
I gotta agree, they look just like that damn commercial, I also think this is one of the worst schemes, I mean you may not be playing red, but odds are you can do better damage, just by drawing more cards and killing with them. I also never liked the "Chose self or others", if they choose me, then I make the best choice (and its usually a waste of a scheme) if they choose other, I look over and advise him to make the same choice.
The most important thing about this card, it can help you, if you have a structured settlement, get money now
Its your money! Use it when you need it! (.5/5 for schemes, I wouldn't suggest this one for most scheme decks)
Posted By:
ICEFANG13
(8/28/2011 12:16:04 AM)
Feed the Machine is bad, but at least it had the decency to have good art and flavor. This scheme is just terrible. I Delight In Your Convulsions, except it doesn't gain you life and it doesn't hit all of your opponents. And it's...constipated people in funny hats? That's...terrible. In every way.
Same artist as Guardian Seraph too. >_<
Posted By:
mutantman
(8/10/2010 9:49:35 PM)