See that expression?
He's got wood.
Posted By:
blindthrall
(7/7/2011 6:47:25 PM)
You know a flavor text is good when you find yourself wondering what it has to do with the card's actual performance in the game.
Posted By:
MechaKraken
(5/24/2012 10:04:48 PM)
Grizzly Bears don't have shit on this. Nostalgia. I remember when the sap covered my...
Posted By:
The_Erudite_Idiot
(1/17/2014 3:49:06 AM)
Can't stop the ladies from wanting to touch my ironroot treefolk.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(8/29/2011 5:59:09 PM)
Not enough cards' flavor text involves the mating rituals of fictional creatures.
Posted By:
Draugnor
(9/8/2009 5:15:20 PM)
Ha yes, a staple in every mono green (and even found in a splash of green decks as well). Obviously I'm dating my self when I talk about this card. As I look at the card now CMC 5 for a 3/5 doesn't seem like a good trade nowadays.
Posted By:
Dark_Monkey_316
(5/13/2010 7:38:55 PM)
5 for the flavor alone
Posted By:
Razbot
(8/5/2010 7:43:45 PM)
He wasn't bad back in the day! He was a casual killer! 1st MTG card I ever saw too.
Posted By:
Mike-C
(3/17/2012 6:26:18 AM)
As bad as he was back in the day, he's even worse now.
Posted By:
Anathame
(10/1/2011 9:09:52 PM)
There was a copy of this card at my mother's house when I was growing up. I had no idea what it really meant as a kid. Later in life I remembered that the card was still in the attic with some books. I asked my sister to retrieve it only to find out it was this. Sadface.
Posted By:
DritzD27
(5/7/2012 6:58:22 PM)