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@OmegaSerris FCC rules and regulations stipulate that there is no violence shown towards children in child-accessible media (i.e. videogames and most TV shows). violence may be suggested, but not shown or allowed directly. that's why you only see children in noncombat areas in most videogames, and why you never see outright violence towards them in magic or other places.
Posted By: caldur06 (9/12/2012 5:07:45 PM)


This card tells a story. A scary one.
Posted By: Gabriel422 (9/23/2011 12:58:26 AM)


Run with Essence of the Wild. Or not.

The card is soso, but the flavour is nice. Kinder is German for child, no doubt that is the inspiration for this card.
Posted By: SirZapdos (9/23/2011 7:05:52 AM)


Utterly and completely FAIR
Posted By: Chaka-K-Rock (1/18/2012 11:38:52 AM)


Guess the triple green is to ensure there's always a fattie left for dedicated green decks in limited when everyone else might pounce on any big creature they can find. Looks like the formats is going to be fairly slow so I suppouse all colors will value big beaters highly.
Posted By: TPmanW (9/22/2011 9:19:19 PM)


Watch out, Pedospirit! Chris Hansen is waiting for you in the next house!!
Posted By: Goatllama (9/26/2011 11:09:52 AM)


That art is so creepy. You can see the hands of the kids reaching out of the bag trying to grip the ground. So they don't appear dead yet, just stuffed in a burlap bag and dragged through the woods.

Raises a good point though, why is it fine for adults to be shown massacred (see many other cards in this set and almost every MtG set) yet they rarely show children like this for that reason. Why is it so much more disturbing for us?
Posted By: OmegaSerris (9/27/2011 4:26:13 AM)


He just wants to have your children over for dinner.
Posted By: Kryptnyt (9/23/2011 7:44:47 AM)


Vanilla titan is cool.
Posted By: thebroodwarjc (9/22/2011 6:44:46 PM)


Why the poor ratings, people?
Green commons have been working towards this for years now. See Craw Wurm, Alpha Tyrranax, Vastwood Gorger, Foxfire Oak...
What I'm saying is that this is the first 6/6 for 6 at common without any drawback. It's the culmination of a long chain a creatures. Of course, now that we see it, Vastwood Gorger doesn't look half-bad.
Posted By: NoobOfLore (12/11/2011 1:49:09 PM)