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Posted By: auriscope (4/21/2011 11:48:23 AM)


Well. You could straddle and sit on it when alone in your room. Besides that, I see absolutely no god damn point.
Posted By: Dolorosa (1/12/2012 11:14:28 AM)


unearth deck? :) -as the flavor text suggests-
Posted By: iSlapTrees (12/27/2010 5:22:00 AM)


Now here is something to give away with a Bazaar trader. Can't imagine how else you can build around it except a deck full of palace guards and plated seastriders maybe.
Posted By: Tommy9898 (1/19/2011 2:47:36 PM)


I am an admitted, die-hard Johnny, and I've yet to find a way to effectively use this card. There's something about it which just says "build a deck around me", and yet I'm damned if I can figure out how to do that. So frustrating.
Posted By: yyukichigai (7/3/2011 1:37:55 AM)


Glory of Warfare is far superior
Posted By: Ninjakraken (6/21/2011 6:11:59 AM)


There are 21 creatures that have toughness greater than or equal to 3 with CMC 1 (because everyone needs early drops, and I doubt you want them to die when this falls).

Ideally they need to be able to attack, otherwise its pointless to play this. There are 13 that don't have defender.

Death's Shadow doesn't really count, and its doubtful it really needs +2 power. (12)
Phyrexian Dreadnought may work with this, since it counts power, you may be able to get it out turn four (after dropping this) or turn five.
Sleeper Agent also doesn't count. (11)

Here are the remaining cards that work alright to pretty well with the giant Vibrator (in no order)
Alabaster Leech
Brass Man
Kraken Hatchling
Llanowar Augur
Rogue Elephant
Skyshroud Ridgeback
Straw Golem
Tethered Griffin/... (see all)
Posted By: ICEFANG13 (6/20/2012 12:37:59 AM)


5/5 if its always your turn then your creatures always get +2+0
all you need to do is stick a timewalk on a panoptic mirror or timevault with voltaic key so easy to break this card
(end sarcasm)
Posted By: nope.avi (11/11/2011 6:28:11 PM)


Use with Zedruu I guess.
Posted By: dingophone (11/20/2011 8:21:02 PM)



this + Donate + Meekstone.
I imagine it would be good against token/weenie decks, yet still capable of handling decks with bigger creatures, possibly with some control against anything that boosts toughness, pack some power 0 creatures with at least 3 toughness in case you can't quite get this donated.
Posted By: SHAD0Wdump (1/23/2012 9:51:04 PM)