Basically you can infer from this card that Wizards is against drinking.
Posted By:
jbrsci1
(4/4/2011 10:46:38 AM)
We need more cards like this for booze-themed casual decks
Posted By:
ballerstatus
(3/15/2012 10:19:23 PM)
Delayed cantrip aaaaaand....... nothing. .5/5
Posted By:
docstorm
(12/8/2012 4:59:20 PM)
But... regretfully few cards feature Roy Batty enjoying a nice glass of wine with a sparkler in it. I can only think of, like, two others... at most.
Posted By:
Kirbster
(10/25/2012 11:52:11 PM)
I have so many of these terrible cards sitting around. It's upsetting.
Posted By:
Robface
(10/17/2010 4:18:53 PM)
Wow. They threw in a cantrip, and it still sucks. Oh wait, it's a delayed cantrip. Nevermind, "sucks" is not a strong enough word to describe this card.
Posted By:
agalloch
(4/26/2010 9:15:48 PM)
wine tastes like tree
Posted By:
ttian
(3/24/2009 8:51:58 AM)
Truly, a beautiful wonder of prowess and grandeur.
Posted By:
qk1
(5/31/2013 8:42:52 PM)
Magic is a game where a player, in order to win, should lower her opponent from 20 to 0 life. This is exactly why cards such as this are next to useless.
Posted By:
Jodien37
(7/27/2013 11:00:59 PM)
they should make "unholy vodka: 
: target player loses 1 life. that player discards a card at the beginning of the next upkeep". would have been better. and cooler.
0.5/5.
Posted By:
O0oze
(12/11/2013 4:02:06 AM)