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R.I.P. Chair
Never Forget
Posted By: Lord_of_Gelectrodes (10/22/2012 8:02:45 PM)


Most hilarious flavor text I've seen in a long time. I lol'd.
Posted By: Lord_Ascapelion (11/16/2012 8:22:26 AM)


@Halidir_Orveck: If you don't want your opponent to attack you with everything, then waiting until after combat to cast this won't help you, because in that case, your opponent would have already attacked you with everything. That's a fundamental tenet of game theory: Always assume that your opponent will do what you least want them to.
Posted By: sonorhC (4/28/2012 8:09:52 PM)


"You... you monster! That chair's been just like a chair to me!"
Limited to Limited, but the prospect of blasting a swarm of tokens is something.
Posted By: Trygon_Predator (4/26/2012 6:35:48 PM)


I'd pay five mana to make my opponent all-in with their creature board on your terms.
Posted By: JaFaR_Ironclad (4/27/2012 2:42:23 AM)


NO! NOT THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
Surprisingly good in limited, with all the little 2/1s and 3/1s that get played early.
Posted By: swords_to_exile (4/28/2012 9:21:52 PM)


I was playing an opponent during prerelease in which we were deadlocked in a mirror match (RW angels and humans). The board was pretty full with about 6 or 7 creatures on each side and my Terminus hadn't come up yet, so I used this to wipe out a few of the opponent's 1-toughness creatures then finished off a few more of them with first strikers and bigger blockers. I finished him off next turn.

Not sure how useful in constructed, though.
Posted By: Toquinha1977 (4/29/2012 9:21:04 AM)


Fine for limited, bad for constructed. Five mana is simply too much for pinging them for one. And the attack effect? Sometimes it can be great, sometimes it does nothing.
Posted By: majinara (4/26/2012 4:10:47 PM)


This could be quite fun in Limited. Otherwise, though, there's much better things you could be doing with five mana.

The flavor text, though, is genius.
Posted By: SyntheticDreamer (4/26/2012 5:44:12 PM)


Whatever you want to say about the playability, the flavour text is one of the best.

The flavour in general is fantastic really. But Avacyn Restored has really delivered on that, so it's less noticeable here.
Posted By: djflo (4/27/2012 8:44:19 PM)


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