Quick, Boros stalwarts, thrust your crotch in their face!
Posted By:
Goatllama
(1/22/2013 9:36:38 PM)
"Crotchthrust Legionnaire"
Posted By:
Ragamander
(2/13/2013 2:10:36 AM)
'The old art, once a testament of Jim Murray's ability, was quickly seized by Anthony Palumbo for it's strategic crotch placement'.
It was good in the last block, but it's actually better in this one. It fits the (new) Boros curve perfectly, and provides a good surprise Battalion attack. For three mana, it is extremely reliable two damage at least once, and reasonably reliable damage after that.
Posted By:
Existential
(2/24/2013 7:54:56 AM)
"They're thrusting their crotches in our faces! We can't possibly stand against them!"
Posted By:
SyntheticDreamer
(2/4/2013 8:58:26 PM)
@Goatllama: "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!...
Nothing at all!...
Nothing at all!..."
Posted By:
Ferlord
(1/27/2013 1:44:50 PM)
"Look, look,look, look at my crotch!
Lookit my crotch!
Loooooooook... at my crotch!"
Good reprint tho.
Posted By:
blindthrall
(1/25/2013 3:30:58 PM)
A turn three hasty creature is exactly what Boros needs, as turn three is the first turn to activate Battalion. You can dish out 8 damage (5 being evasive) when you precede this with a Boros Elite and a Daring Skyjek.
Posted By:
Purplerooster
(1/25/2013 10:40:50 AM)
@lorendorky: This knight's crotch thrusting skills are so great that it can propel her skyward at lightning speed! This version of the card should be called Skyknight Crotcheteer.
Posted By:
Keiya
(1/28/2013 4:19:34 AM)
You know how you can tell it has flying? Not by the art that's for sure.
Posted By:
lorendorky
(1/22/2013 5:48:19 PM)
"Skyknight Legionnaire,
Swing for two, in the air."
My Boros victory chant at the Prerelease. :-P
Posted By:
JohnnyDepth
(2/21/2013 8:47:59 AM)