There is a way to INSTANTLY KILL an opponent with one of these. Practical? No, but neither is this.
Equip Spellskite with Darksteel Plate.
Enchant Spellskite with Druids Call and Soul Link
You now have a spellskite that you can pay 2 life, redirect a shock to, and you gain 2 life, and put two 1/1 squirrel tokens down.
Add Intruder Alarm
Tap goblin test pilot to deal 2 damage to a target something
Pay 2 life, gain 2 life, put two tokens down, untap all creatures you control.
Posted By:
Fiery_Artificer
(8/12/2013 10:04:16 PM)
This is hilarious!
Posted By:
SnickaPlease
(4/24/2013 1:03:01 AM)
...Randomly choosing between dozens of lands and creatures, hundreds of tokens, and two players.
Brilliant.
Posted By:
DoragonShinzui
(4/24/2013 6:21:26 PM)
That is one rad goblin.
Posted By:
TheBringer
(4/24/2013 9:55:50 PM)
I've literally killed myself twice with this card.
Posted By:
Mistralis
(5/12/2013 12:36:16 PM)
I drafted 4 of these at my last FNM. Every time I used it's godforsaken ability it it killed itself. Every. Time.
I love it.
Posted By:
jay50jay
(6/10/2013 10:46:30 PM)
I really REALLY wish this had haste. Needs it so badly.
There just HAS to be that moment where your opponent is at 2, has lethal on board, and you topdeck this guy.
Posted By:
Pick15
(11/21/2013 1:34:26 PM)
Flawless Izzet design gets outdone by a goblin sharpshooter with a wooden gun.
Posted By:
Goatllama
(4/23/2013 3:41:38 PM)
Crap, where'd I put my 37-sided die?!
Posted By:
SyntheticDreamer
(4/23/2013 8:35:29 PM)
When I first saw this card, it was such a word by word process of awesome to devastating. The crash from the possibility of a repeatable shock by the randomness infuriated me to violence. I wound my fist back and went to punch the first thing I could think of. The computer. The thing that had shown me the vileness of a magic card with the word random on it. Blind with rage, I swung my fist... and connected with my own face.
Clarity.
I will put Goblin Test Pilot in all my decks.
5/5
Posted By:
Taudisban
(4/23/2013 7:07:58 PM)