Would it have killed them if they at least gave him Wind Drake stats?
Posted By:
Fenix.
(4/25/2013 3:10:36 AM)
Yeah this is definitely a goblin.
Posted By:
rollinsclone
(4/24/2013 10:20:19 PM)
Everything about this card annoys me. Except for the art, that's pretty awesome.
Posted By:
Nagoragama
(4/23/2013 5:30:34 PM)
5/5 because it is clearly made for the lolz. I love the flavor and the mechanic, it fits one another.
Posted By:
whoiam
(4/30/2013 11:02:50 AM)
If this is the only creature on the board, he has a 33% chance to kill himself, a 33% chance to hit you, and a 33% chance to hit your opponent. That means he has a 66% chance to do the opposite of what you want him to do. With another creature out (presumably an opponent's), that is lowered to 50%, but if it's your creature out, then you have a 75% chance at doing nothing useful.
Posted By:
igniteice
(4/26/2013 8:06:17 AM)
Maro says he designed this card while he was asleep.
It shows. 0/5
Posted By:
ddemons
(4/24/2013 7:44:00 AM)
"Contracted aplastic anemia. Teeth falling out. Conclusion: awesome!" - Marie Curie's Journal
Yeah, no, I don't buy it. I don't care HOW mad a scientist you are, you have to care at least a little whether your invention is killing YOU or THE ENEMY.
Posted By:
Lazenca_Seifus
(4/23/2013 5:14:40 PM)
I love absolutely everything about this card; the artwork, the flavor text, the name, everything.
Except what it actually does.
Having said that, I'm sure there's some way to dork his effect up to make it fun and convoluted. From the top of my head, I'm coming up with Frontline Medic to protect your guys if it backfires, and cards like Boros Reckoner to save the effect even if it backfires. I realize it's not a good combo, but I'm sure someone, somewhere will make it work.
Posted By:
legoman4000
(5/7/2013 9:29:39 PM)
@Lifegainwithbite: Even though the choosing is random and includes those examples, it SAYS "target", so it does target after choosing. Whether the chosen target can be targeted or not is taken into account after it is chosen (so you could randomly target a creature with shroud and the ability would be countered just as it would with a normal creature that gains shroud in response).
Posted By:
lukedgh
(5/6/2013 8:57:51 PM)