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Gruul priorities:

1. Bone-crushing rage. 2. Azorius to smash. 3. Eating meat. 4. Ruins to crash. 5. Orzhov to stomp. 6. Izzet to snap. 7. Dimir to crunch. 8. Selesnya to bash. 9. Rakdos to pummel. 10. Boros to kick. 11. Eating eggs. 12. Gateless to flatten. 13. Golgari to burn. 14. Simic to decapitate. 15. Corpses to tear apart. 16. Delicious Fruit. 17. The Old Ways. 18. Other Gruul. 19. Finding a good whupstick. 20. Buildings to rubbleficate. 21. Sleeping after a long day of smashing. 22. Blood kin. 23. Gruul Pride. 24. Azorius griffins and sphinxes getting struck by lightning bolts. 25. Watching the Izzet blow themselves up trying to fix Gruul smashings. 26. Finding loot that can smash more things. 27. The word "smash". 28. Strength. 29. Loyalty. 30. Beasts. 31. Having tired muscles after a day's smashing. 32. Making buildings that fall over smash into each other. 33. Having the first bite of a meal. 34. Winning a good mate. 35. Family ties. 36. Good dirt to sleep on. 37. Beast horn... (see all)
Posted By: Nucleon (4/23/2013 6:34:16 PM)
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Nucleon should have been the gruul runner.
Posted By: RAV0004 (4/24/2013 7:06:13 PM)
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I wasn't going to post anything for this, at best, meh card at first.

But then I saw Nucleon's post.

You, sir, are a hero for coming up with 88 more Gruul priorities and posting your results. On behalf of the greatest guild in Ravnica, I sincerely thank you for your hard work and dedication to our guild. The rest of the Gruul Clans would thank you as well, but then again, there is Priority #75.
Posted By: TheWallinator74 (4/24/2013 2:29:55 PM)
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So he'll actually attack something stronger? That's heart right there.
Posted By: Purplerooster (4/24/2013 4:29:27 PM)
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I was going to make a "he fought the law but the law won" joke, but it turns out that there's no Azorius creatures that could beat him AND survive in a fight. Disappointing!
Posted By: Totema (4/23/2013 9:26:50 PM)
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@ Nucleon

Since I am Orzhov, I hate the Gruul and want their worthless guild members to suffer One Thousand Lashes, but I read your whole post and hate the Gruul a little less. And I gave your comment 5 stars. Well done, sir.
Posted By: Gcrudaplaneswalker (5/5/2013 8:33:49 PM)
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This is one of the most fun cards I have ever played with.

This design does right everything that goblin test pilot does wrong.
Posted By: metalevolence (4/29/2013 6:22:58 AM)
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Most the time I cast this, not only could nothing beat him in the fight, but often there was only ONE creature on their side, making the random clause irrelevant. Really, really good removal.
Posted By: Splizer (5/7/2013 5:16:46 AM)
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I'm pretty sure Nucelon's comment is what the Gruul Guild letter said.
Posted By: Goatllama (3/27/2014 8:01:07 AM)
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He gets even more dangerous with Nightshade Peddler. Friends with Gruul Ragebeast. Wolfir Silverheart
Posted By: TowerDefender (5/30/2013 9:25:10 AM)
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