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If you study the art closely, you'll notice that it's actually the palm of a fist and not a pair of buttocks.
A nicely bronzed, tightly clenched fist.
Posted By: Lady_Emelica (4/24/2014 3:36:56 PM)
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"I wish for a display of your strength on the battlefield." - Thermiticles, Warrior Fool
"I wish for a brofist of divine proportions." - Herpistes, Lad of Frats
"I could use some affectionate noogying right now." - Orphestus the Lonely
"I like big butts, and I cannot lie." - King Artherius, the Average

People really need to stop asking Phenax for help. Actually, they should probably just give up their dreams altogether...

Posted By: SpaceMagic (4/24/2014 5:25:25 PM)
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Dat palm...
Posted By: surewhynot (4/30/2014 10:22:11 PM)
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@DarthAndrew19905:

Clearly you haven't seen Wrath of God prior to Sixth Edition.
Posted By: Cyberium (4/24/2014 8:22:49 PM)
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@DarthAndrew19905: Or Raiding Party.

The splitting of Plague Spores into mono-red and mono-black versions is now complete!
Posted By: HuntingDrake (4/24/2014 10:03:07 PM)
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Is it wrong that I'm SO GLAD I wasn't the only one to look at this card and see the backside of someone wearing a thong?

Then I noticed all those dudes flying outwards and was like "ooooohhhhhhhh".
Posted By: BlakeHN (4/24/2014 11:58:49 PM)
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I didn't see it until you mentioned it. Now I can't UNsee.
Posted By: The_Hittite (4/25/2014 3:46:47 PM)
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The first thong ever seen in MtG.
Posted By: DarthAndrew19905 (4/24/2014 3:02:13 PM)
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I'd prefer this to sip of hemlock
Posted By: Stickers (4/24/2014 4:41:56 PM)
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Into the Maw of Hell in black-technically better because this can take out Autochthon Wurm and giant Kreshes or hydras. Definitely should be higher rated than 2.5.
Posted By: EvilDarkVoid (4/27/2014 7:56:28 AM)
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