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Best flavour text ever!
Posted By: Rainyday2012 (8/11/2009 5:14:52 PM)
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The flavour text is actually a quote by the philosopher Bertrand Russel.
Oi, looks like someone beat me to the punch on posting that.
Anyway,
The card itself is pretty terrible, though it has some sentimental value to me, one of my first cards.
2.5/5
Posted By: MockTurtles (8/2/2011 4:21:25 PM)
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Gimme some Bolt Troops next time.
Posted By: Gabriel422 (9/22/2011 2:41:54 AM)
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It's Shock Troops! Haha, get it?
Posted By: syrazemyla (10/16/2010 10:09:36 AM)
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Yeah, Ember Hauler is basically better. Mogg Fanatic too, unless you really need something that deals 2 damage.
Posted By: RunedServitor (1/10/2012 1:28:13 PM)
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agree!
Posted By: Tezz (3/15/2010 2:39:22 PM)
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Ember Hauler and Mogg Fanatic are more cost effective, but they lack this neat-o flavor text. If they print it again, either keep this text, or quote one of Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" pieces. :D

@Gabriel422 - Even though "Bolt Troops" wouldn't make much sense name wise, I'd proliferate them like Relentless Rats (not in one deck, of course) or Lightning Bolts if Magic made:
"Bolt Troops" (working name) - {3}{R}
Creature - (Human or Elemental) Soldier
{R}, Sacrifice "Bolt Troops": "Bolt Troops" deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
(2/2)
They'd go great in the Return to Ravnica block.
Posted By: Cybertronian (4/24/2012 5:05:22 PM)
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I prefer ember hauler for the tribal aspect and it's cheaper overall.
Posted By: DacenOctavio (2/2/2011 9:48:41 AM)
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Why would they butcher a Russell quote with this flavor text?
Posted By: GoblinNaysayer93 (8/15/2010 10:44:17 AM)
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Distinctly below average, but hey, not every card can be a superstar.
Posted By: Treima (7/7/2012 1:04:08 PM)
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