Best flavor text ever.
Posted By:
LordCapulet
(4/9/2010 7:36:34 AM)
The flavor text is most likely talking about a Phyrexian Negator.
Posted By:
Goatllama
(2/20/2013 11:15:31 AM)
That is a pretty funny flavor text :P
Posted By:
izzet_guild_mage
(7/9/2010 9:47:47 PM)
It's alright for a 3/2. Nothing really spectacular here. But that flavor text, now that right there deserves a 5/5 just for being amazing!
Posted By:
zMrManz
(7/28/2011 2:23:05 PM)
So this one time, I had an ape deck, and I was like, "This says 'Ape' on it!" and I put it in.
Posted By:
Bigg_ol_FATTKIDD
(6/5/2010 8:03:39 PM)
This card isn't exactly confidence inspiring when the flavor text has it killed easily by what is probably a Yotian Soldier, which by all rights shouldn't be able to kill it.
Posted By:
jsttu
(3/24/2011 6:48:09 AM)
Boring card. It's usable, though.
Posted By:
sweetestsadist
(11/13/2008 1:34:08 PM)
I feel sorry for the poor primeate
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(4/12/2011 4:00:32 PM)
This is meant to provide a little early-to-mid game beef in a deck that includes Green but is not predominantly Green. In such a context, this card can be decent.
Strangely, I find that if I start sliding Green into a deck to provide 'Green support', I tend to convert the deck into a Green deck that is supported by the other color(s). Green's mana ramp is pretty powerful, but it usually calls for {G} production at the earliest opportunity, rather than secondarily.
Posted By:
humor_love
(5/30/2012 9:56:18 AM)
GORILLA ZOE
Posted By:
MasterOfEtherium
(4/18/2011 9:35:51 PM)