@ majinara - the subtleness is obviously lost on you: just replace each instance of 'wasp' with 'girlfriend', and voila!
maybe that's why I'm still single...
Posted By:
BlakeHN
(8/30/2013 6:19:54 PM)
Wow. Terrible.
Posted By:
PolskiSuzeren
(7/18/2010 1:25:09 AM)
Neat back then, but still not that powerful. Useless today.
Posted By:
Radagast
(11/6/2011 9:28:07 AM)
Back when i was a little kid i used to love this thing. WTF was i thinking.
Posted By:
DivineNocturnus
(8/15/2012 2:41:26 PM)
"...making sure to indicate when each Wasp is tapped"
"...can't attack when created"
"...treat wasps like artifact creatures in every way, except ..."
"...Wasps must still be killed individually..."
So much advice! I read a few times through the card to find advice about keeping my girlfriend happy, and was disappointed when righ that information was missing. -.-
Posted By:
majinara
(9/22/2011 3:49:44 AM)
Slightly worse than Sliver Queen.
Posted By:
Kaleidostorm
(12/18/2012 2:48:00 PM)
One of those times where flavor and utility don't quite see eye to eye
Posted By:
Mirrordin_Pure
(8/5/2013 5:38:27 AM)
Wow, terrible, it's not a Baneslayer Angel. Hurr durr. I hate everything created before the SmartPhone or iPad existed. Durr.
Posted By:
DrJack
(10/4/2013 1:47:33 AM)
5 mana, no effect.
Next turn
5 mana, 1/1 flying creature.
Yeah this was a piece of junk card back in alpha when you could just cast serra angel.
Posted By:
TheWrathofShane
(3/24/2014 12:22:55 AM)