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"The cotton candy machine ate all of my clothes!"
Posted By: Kirbster (8/24/2010 4:45:59 PM)
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Wow, pretty Vulshok women do exist! Compare to the Vulshok Battlemaster or the right Blade-Tribe Berserker. Of course, Koth's Courier doesn't look half bad, and the Vulshok Sorcerer is shapely, but the Spiraling Duelist is average.

As far as the card's actual effects go, I say sideboard material. It's good if you know what your opponent's about to throw at you ("Memoriciding MY library? For shame!"), but it's not a reliable maindeck option. It's also rather expensive; at 6 CMC you might as well be playing dragons.
Posted By: Manite (12/21/2012 2:57:52 AM)
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How have I not seen this card before? The hilarity. The hilarity!

And the boobs. That too. But still, even sans art the flavor text is hilarious and the potential to really hurt an opponent, especially an enemy burn deck, is so appealing to me.
Posted By: DoragonShinzui (5/30/2012 8:07:46 AM)
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Instead of a scantily-clad woman, they should put a Smeargle.
Posted By: Axelle (12/26/2011 8:28:14 PM)
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Now we have Mindclaw Shaman, so the only thing left to do here is comment on that Vulshok's hawtness.
Which is fine by me.
Posted By: Lash_of_Dragonbreath (7/17/2012 11:19:24 AM)
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Mmmm art
Posted By: thaviel (8/30/2009 7:37:31 PM)
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That girl is extremely hot. And this card is extremely bad. WTF?
Posted By: Selez (8/20/2010 6:10:08 PM)
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unfortunately you do not get to play the card itself or let the opponent discard the chosen card.
additionally, isn't six mana a bit costy compared to the selection you get?
but well, the artwork and flavour text are nice ;)
Posted By: Mode (2/7/2009 11:19:24 AM)
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Seems like "Target card distracts opponent while you steal their Chee-tos" should be written on it instead.
Posted By: redhaiku (8/30/2010 5:04:46 PM)
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...there is a fair number of good looking women on magic cards... but this one sorta startled me she looks so good.
Posted By: Kindulas (4/18/2012 7:26:03 PM)
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