Hilarious when you own no creatures that the equipment could be attached to.
General: What happened? The enemy camp was abandonned! How did we take casualties?
Soldier: Um, well, they left their armoury behind, and....
General: Yes?
Soldier: We may have tripped and fell on an axe, sir.
Posted By:
DoctorKenneth
(4/14/2010 2:14:03 PM)
This is going to be fun if a living weapon deck becomes (remotly) playable.
Posted By:
A0602
(1/25/2011 2:34:25 PM)
You're forgetting the other part of this card that doesn't make sense - it's a card about equipment, yet the art shows some kind of... bear. Shooting light rays. From its mouth. Yeah.
Posted By:
Villainous1
(3/16/2013 2:53:40 PM)
Uh... Interesting? The flavor only kind of makes sense. Good in a white equip deck, I guess.
Posted By:
Weretarrasque
(7/25/2009 9:31:20 AM)
DoctorKenneth's comment does have a strictly better (and infinitely more hilarious) flavor than this card's flavor text.
Posted By:
Mode
(8/22/2012 4:10:15 PM)
DoctorKenneth, you have made this card have the best flavor ever. I salute you.
Also, I want to see someone make an amazing deck whose win condition is you put a shit ton of equipment out, toss it into a Stuffy Doll, and Armed Response the doll before hitting the opponent for the kill.
Posted By:
NARFNra
(7/13/2013 12:48:29 AM)
Strange art, but I guess you could use this in an equipment deck. Not sure why when you could just run path to exile. Heck even dispatch would be a superior version of this card. 3 Equipment and you can exile anything for 
instead of just dealing 3 damage.
I am sure this card did some minor work in limited format. Limited is MTG grand excuse for pretty much every card.
Posted By:
TheWrathofShane
(10/24/2013 4:06:58 AM)