@Snaxme:
Saute is not a dish. It is a method of cooking. That is, it's a verb, not a noun. To saute. In that regard, yes, cooking a particular creature or player in a pan that you jiggle around over an oven should, indeed, do damage.
And now I wonder how Beebles taste. They bubble and bounce, so.... maybe they're carbonated?
Sadly, I don't think we'll get to return to Beebles anytime soon, so man may never know.
Posted By:
DoctorKenneth
(10/13/2010 2:53:38 PM)
This card should have had a CMC of 2.5. ;) After all, this is Unhinged...
Posted By:
keeds4
(12/13/2010 10:34:37 AM)
Granite Gargoyle
Posted By:
bastardx
(4/29/2011 5:16:42 PM)
Poor Bouncing beebles and Bubbling beebles.
Though I have to say the flavor text on Bubbling beebles seems to match this card better.
Posted By:
Silverware
(12/21/2009 2:26:04 PM)
Beebles!
OM NOM NOM NOM
Aside from silly value, an extra 0.5 damage is not worth an extra {1}{R} over Lightning Bolt.
Posted By:
Ideatog
(9/8/2011 8:34:16 PM)
This card is actually fairly balanced, assuming you take the 1/2 and use it to your advantage somehow. 3 mana usually gets you 4 damage, but only to players (like Pulse of the Forge), you more versatile but with a drawback (like Char).
Posted By:
Kurraga
(10/5/2011 4:04:11 PM)
...why does a Sauté deal damage? Is it a dish so awful the target creature or player need to cut out it's face with a chainsaw?
Posted By:
Snaxme
(2/27/2010 3:30:19 PM)
+{1R} for just an extra 1/2 damage?
Posted By:
azure_drake222222
(2/2/2013 1:39:06 PM)
This is what happens when Chancellor Rayne doesn't cancel the annual beeble roast.
Posted By:
OlvynChuru
(6/3/2014 9:55:09 AM)