if you have 4 of these in your hand, you win if you go first
Posted By:
darkfury
(1/27/2010 8:57:57 PM)
Haha, i wish more cards have Super Haste LOL!
Posted By:
macic666
(2/28/2009 4:09:47 AM)
Super-Vigilance : This creature cannot be tapped
Super-Flanking : When this creature attacks creatures defending player control get -1/-1
Super-Deathtouch : Deathtouch + Cannot be regenerated
Hyper-Deathtouch : Sword of Kaldra
Super-Protection from X : This card cannot be affected by X not even if its a global effect
Posted By:
Zacklar
(11/6/2011 11:31:54 PM)
Super Toilet: Flush target player's library into the graveyard.
Oh wait, they did that already. Jace, the Mind Sculptor.
It is worth noting that this is the ONLY card in the game that 60 copies of will actually win a game.
It is 'effectively' 0 cost, so you don't need lands if you can win Turn 1. Which you can.
It deals damage, which very few 0-cost cards do.
The damage is inequal- it does more damage to your opponent than to you, which is not true of Gut Shot, which is one of the best 0-cost damage spells there are.
You can have 7 of this in your opening hand. 7x3 = 21.
If you were playing EDH, I would suggest bringing 100 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slugs to the table, calling one of them your commander, and playing all 8 on your first turn to kill "That One Guy" that everyone in your group hates immediately with 24 General Damage. When he protests that your deck is the most *** thing he's ever seen (cuz it is), put it to a Vote. If he'... (see all)
Posted By:
DarthParallax
(10/2/2012 7:45:00 AM)
This is one of the most awesome cards ever to be printed in Magic: the Gathering. At some point in my life, I would very much like to win a game due to drawing four Rocket-Powered Turbo Slugs in my opening hand and going first. As it stands, I am somewhat compelled to make an illegal deck with 60 copies of this card just for the epic lulz, much like my equally illegal (but far more expensive) 25 Black Lotus, 25 Timetwister, 10 Fireball deck.
@skoll92: As far as I can tell, the flavor text reads as follows: "Did you go through all the trouble to unscramble this?"
Posted By:
Ragamander
(10/2/2010 9:51:59 PM)
Funnest slug ever!
Posted By:
BlippyTheSlug
(11/6/2010 12:48:59 PM)
I wonder if this card gives Wizards the idea of those 0 casting cost cards like Pact of Negation (pay next turn or lose)? Slug's super haste is pretty much the same mechanic but it's a creature.
Posted By:
Cyberium
(11/17/2010 5:29:22 PM)
best art ever...
Posted By:
Ninjakraken
(1/18/2011 8:48:06 AM)
is that Akroma is the artwork?
Posted By:
dragonking987
(3/2/2011 2:34:15 PM)
GOOOOO, BABY, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Posted By:
divine_exodus
(5/1/2011 3:55:13 PM)