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Posted By: Ferlord (3/5/2011 4:49:36 PM)


"The guilds each believe its way is right, but their ways only bring blood to Ravnica's streets and tears to Ravnica's families."

Like you have any room to talk, Caregiver, every petty act of care you provide costs some poor creature its life.

In terms of Hippocratic Oath violations per workday, this must be the Worst. Caregiver. Ever. Pretty sure even Goblin Chirurgeon has a better track record. :P
Posted By: Salient (8/26/2011 10:49:38 PM)


You know when people talk about the cure being more horrible than the disease? This is that in a nutshell.
Posted By: RJ.693 (5/21/2011 3:49:18 PM)


wait, the flavour of this card makes no sense.
Why does she have to murder a random creature to heal someone?
Posted By: luca_barelli (10/22/2011 11:12:23 PM)


This card is a monster with Grave Pact, just saying.
Posted By: TheWrathofShane (5/3/2012 2:01:06 PM)


Look at all the cares I give.

They're just falling from the sky.
Posted By: Gelzo (1/21/2012 10:55:34 PM)


Nice bedside manner.

"did you suffer a point of damage?"

"yeah but I'm a 6/6 so i ca-"


way to save the day
Posted By: Pontiac (4/11/2011 2:41:34 PM)


I thought you said you were caring, Caregiver? What merciful god would allow this card to exist? "Oh NO, you're about to kill my Goblin Fireslinger! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT HIM?? He's all I've ever loved...GOTTA THINK FAST. UH, UH, UH....YOU, DIREGRAF GHOUL. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM! Phew. Crisis averted. I love you, Fireslinger."
Posted By: Dolorosa (1/12/2012 9:11:14 AM)


@TheMoustacheCarne: I doubt it's good in limited either, no matter how insane token strategy you get. There are far better cards to use with lots of tokens. And by "far better cards" I mean "cards that you actually want to play, and can actually help you win".
Posted By: Shiny_Umbreon (1/20/2011 11:37:00 AM)


Um... Martyr's Cause.
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