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Posted By: DacenOctavio (10/6/2012 6:44:28 PM)
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This card was originally a large, bland, vanilla, hole-fill post-development creation. Brady Dommermuth hail-mary'd the name. When Development saw the name, they decided to make the card more powerful.
- Via Matt Cavotta, via Drive to Work # 91
Posted By: Vogie (1/27/2014 8:31:58 AM)
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This is an EDH card, period. That said, Helldozer is awesome.
Posted By: metalevolence (6/8/2010 7:05:29 AM)
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You know that scathing hatred you feel from the other side of the table when you blow up a dual land and hit for 6?

I love that feeling.
Posted By: HairlessThoctar (12/28/2009 3:28:08 PM)
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@majinara: what are you talking about?
Who the hell told you that you have to spend 9 mana in a single turn? You said it here: well if your opponent plays aggro or combo, then he already lost if you make it to 9 mana. You're supposing to do this in turn 9 or with 9 lands, that isn't absolutely true. First, because it doesn't have haste. Second because it's not an enchantment that doesn't do anything else other that destroy lands for BlackBlackBlack. You actually are paying 3BlackBlackBlack for a 6/5 creature! Then next turn you can pay BlackBlackBlack for destroy a land and, if it was a nonbasic, you untap it and destroy another land or attack. I don't see something like "9 mana and two turns to destroy a land", but actually much more! Then you said: Killing a land each turn will be annoying but not game changing then.... It isn't "Killing a land each turn" but "killing a land and attack", or "killing 2 lands", if the first is nonbasic. Above it, do you actually know how a Magic game works? Af... (see all)
Posted By: leomistico (11/18/2011 9:48:31 AM)
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I love this card. I wipe out my opponents land this these beasts. Also how can you beat a name like Helldozer? To bad@ss to not use.
Posted By: The_ShapeLess_One (10/10/2009 12:23:49 PM)
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Maji, you miss the point...against the right opponents, you just stop playing your mono-black deck and play Helldozer.dec, smashing one or two lands a turn and beating in for six...it's ugly when this guy get rolling...pardon the pun :P
Posted By: izzet_guild_mage (2/25/2010 8:12:53 AM)
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-.- mono black casual he says
i don't know if you noticed but if you get this boy down there's not much people can do 5 isn't bad toughness and land destro every turn god you win
Posted By: thaviel (8/2/2009 6:33:48 PM)
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Please reprint in Return to Ravnica! Just slightly updated to keep up with power creep. Maybe the land destruction costs BB instead of BBB, and give it Trample? Helldozer Reborn? Or you could just, you know, make it a new planeswalker.

Helldozer, Bulldozer of Hell: 3BBB/5 loyalty
+1: Deal 1 damage to each creature and player.
-2: Destroy target nonbasic land.
-8: Destroy all lands your opponent controls. Put a 4/2 Zombie Giant creature token with Trample into play for each land destroyed this way.
Posted By: Bobth (8/13/2012 9:22:15 AM)
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Pretty cool, might find place in mono black casual
Posted By: GrimGorgonBC (7/2/2009 12:08:17 PM)
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