Everytime. Everytime I play this, I begin to do... this. Do note that this is an actual conversation I've had during a game:
'WELCOME! IT'S TIME TO PLAY STRATEGY, SCHMATEGY!"
"what are you talki-"
"OUR NEXT CONTESTANT: A 16-YEAR OLD MALE NAMED (friends name), ATTENDING HIGH SCHOOL, WHO LOVES TO NAP!"
"stop."
"NOW PLEASE, MY FRIEND, SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND GEEEEEEET READY TO ROLL!"
(Rolls dice)
"OH, AND THE FUN HAS JUST STARTED: YOU ROLLED A 6! THAT MEANS THAT YOU GET TO ROLL ANOTHER TWO TIMES!"
"'sigh'"
(rolls)
"ANNNND WE'VE GOT A 3... AND A 1... (makes sad flute sound) TOO BAD, BUT THE FUN DOESN'T STOP JUST YET! READ... OUT... YOUR... PRIZE!"
"Destroy all l- Go eat a D*ck"
"THANKS FOR PLAYING! IT'S NOW TIME TO DROP DA HAMMER! (making exploding sounds while throwing my lands into the grave). THANKS FOR PLAYING!"
"I don't like playing with you."
"And I don't like it when you play Elvish Piper so you can play a second-turn Blight... (see all)
Posted By:
Ferlord
(4/6/2012 10:22:43 AM)
Very powerful, very random. Suits red to a T.
Posted By:
A3Kitsune
(3/1/2010 9:41:03 AM)
Imagine if you hit 6 4 times. then hit 4 with all 8 of your rolls. Game for everyone!
Posted By:
bijart_dauth
(3/12/2011 5:57:41 PM)
hello thereWheel of fortune
Posted By:
alkatrazjr
(9/17/2010 1:39:47 PM)
Control the likes of Balance, but illegal and more difficult to build around.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(5/26/2011 4:51:34 PM)
If you imprint this on Spellweaver Helix along with a repeatable sorcery like Mystic Speculation, you can potentially cast it quite a few times... until you roll a 2.
Posted By:
Salient
(8/26/2011 1:45:06 AM)
Imprint this on an Isochron Scepter
Posted By:
Monkeypantsa
(3/13/2013 9:43:20 AM)
Possibly one of my favorite cards ever printed.
"Well...I have two mana; lets shake things up a bit!"
Posted By:
tom_hero
(7/6/2011 6:04:17 PM)