5/5 because now with Innistrad block all out, this card totally blows up Standard.
It makes all of your fancy creatures do very little for aside from being creatures. I think that's great and it should definitely find a place in many sideboards until it rotates out.
Posted By:
Dream_Twist
(6/16/2012 9:06:22 PM)
In other words,
T1: Swamp
T2: Swamp, Torpor Orb
T3: Island, Phyrexian Dreadnought
T4: Island, Phyresis, Artful Dodge, win.
Posted By:
atemu1234
(7/28/2012 6:51:33 PM)
does this effect essence of the wild?
Posted By:
sliverlord777
(8/9/2012 7:35:29 AM)
I think this is always a solid sideboard.
Also shuts down those easy to play ally-decks.
Posted By:
3045
(8/29/2012 1:37:07 AM)
Clearly made for Phyrexian Dreadnought - it even mentions Phyrexia in the flavor!
Posted By:
Arachnos
(9/16/2012 9:12:54 AM)
Seems like this is always used offensively to drop creatures that were otherwise not intended to be easy to play instead of defensively, preventing opponents from playing creatures with beneficial ETB effects.
Posted By:
igniteice
(1/31/2013 6:43:19 PM)
wait wait wait wait.... Doesn't this card make make the Evoke ability go off the chain? With Torpor Orb out, wouldn't an evoked Mulldrifter stay in play since evoke's "sacrifice this" is triggered when the thing comes into play? Granted, you wouldn't get to draw the cards either, but still.
also sounds amazing with Mimic Vat and anything with a symmetrical ability like Wormfang Manta
Posted By:
El_Pared
(2/21/2013 12:37:45 AM)
Oh look your Blade Splicer is now a 1/1 vanilla creature for 
trollolololol
Posted By:
StoneColdheart
(3/21/2013 2:09:12 AM)
JOHNNY! JOHNNY! JOHNNY! 5/5
Posted By:
GlintKawk42
(3/22/2013 9:36:55 AM)
I feel like they didn't need to use a contraction on the ability. Spelling out "do not" would have been fine... they had plenty of space to fill.
Posted By:
Earthdawn
(4/11/2013 2:33:32 AM)