Flying, trample

You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a filibuster counter on Azor's Elocutors. Then if Azor's Elocutors has five or more filibuster counters on it, you win the game.

Whenever a source deals damage to you, remove a filibuster counter from Azor's Elocutors.

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Brineborn Cutthroat.

When Covert Cutpurse enters the battlefield, destroy target creature you don't control that was dealt damage this turn.

Disturb (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.)

Destroy target creature with power 2 or less.

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)

You draw X cards and you lose X life.

For each Spirit, return it to its owner's hand unless that player pays .

Pay 1 life: Cutthroat Contender gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Up to two target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever Dimir Cutpurse deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card.

Destroy target white creature. It can't be regenerated.

Draw a card.

Equipped creature has intimidate. (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

When Fathom Fleet Cutthroat enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Whenever Goblin Heelcutter attacks, target creature can't block this turn.

Dash (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Sacrifice Goblin Skycutter: It deals 2 damage to target creature with flying. That creature loses flying until end of turn.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature can't be blocked as long as it's attacking alone.

If Gutter Shortcut would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

This spell can't be countered.

Haste, protection from blue

Mistcutter Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Protection from black

Threshold — Nantuko Blightcutter gets +1/+1 for each black permanent your opponents control as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Level up (: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.)

LEVEL 1-2

4/3

Deathtouch

LEVEL 3+

5/4

First strike, deathtouch

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

When Pirate's Cutlass enters the battlefield, attach it to target Pirate you control.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.

Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

First strike

When Rahilda, Wanted Cutthroat deals combat damage to a player, exile a nonland card from their library at random. During any turn you attacked with a Wolf or Werewolf, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Daybound <i>(If a player casts no spells during their own turn, it becomes night next turn.)</i>

Risen Executioner can't block.

Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.

You may cast Risen Executioner from your graveyard if you pay more to cast it for each other creature card in your graveyard.

Whenever Salvage Scuttler attacks, return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.

: Add one mana of any color.

: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more multicolored permanents, Scuttling Butler gains double strike until end of turn.

Scuttling Doom Engine can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

When Scuttling Doom Engine dies, it deals 6 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Whenever Shortcut Seeker deals combat damage to a player, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Vigilance

Whenever Swathcutter Giant attacks, it deals 1 damage to each creature defending player controls.

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).

Players can only play the first card of their program.

If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.

When Undead Executioner dies, you may have target creature get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Emerge (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.)

When you cast this spell, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Defender, flying

: Wall of One Thousand Cuts can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Morph—Pay 5 life. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)