You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put

leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.

B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or

: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.

When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

Enchant creature

For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

, : Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

Flying

, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.

Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

, : Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

2 — A card named Goblin Tutor

3 — An enchantment

4 — An artifact

5 — A creature

6 — An instant or sorcery

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.

Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

Flying, first strike

, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.

1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.

2 — Add .

3 — Add .

4 — Add .

5 — Add .

6 — Add .

, , Sacrifice this artifact: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

First strike

, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey Turn yourself around.)

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand.

Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.

Flying, first strike

At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.

DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.

Flying

Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice this creature. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice this creature. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.

: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 — Do nothing.

2 — Destroy all artifacts.

3 — Destroy all lands.

4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

When you control no permanents other than this enchantment and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result.

1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.

3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.

4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.

5 — It gains flying until end of turn.

6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.