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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
"Ach! Hans, Run!" 2RedRedGreenGreen (6)
Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Unhinged (Rare)
_____
_____ 1Blue (2)
Creature — Shapeshifter (1/1)

1: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Aesthetic Consultation
Aesthetic Consultation Black (1)
Instant

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

Unhinged (Rare)
Ambiguity
Ambiguity 2BlueBlue (4)
Enchantment

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

Unhinged (Rare)
Artful Looter
Artful Looter 2Blue (3)
Creature — Human Wizard (1/2)

Tap: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap Artful Looter.

Unhinged (Common)
Ass Whuppin'
Ass Whuppin' 1WhiteBlack (3)
Sorcery

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Unhinged (Rare)
Assquatch
Assquatch 4Red (5)
Creature — Donkey (3{1/2}/3{1/2})

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
Atinlay Igpay
Atinlay Igpay 5White (6)
Eaturecray — Igpay (3/3)

Oubleday ikestray

Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Avatar of Me
Avatar of Me 2BlueBlue (4)
Creature — Avatar (*/*)

This spell costs 1 more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.

Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.

Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Unhinged (Rare)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Rare)
AWOL
AWOL 2White (3)
Instant

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Unhinged (Common)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Common)
Bad Ass
Bad Ass 2BlackBlack (4)
Creature — Donkey Zombie (3{1/2}/1)

1Black, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

Unhinged (Common)
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O 1Green (2)
Creature — Dog (1/1)

Trample

Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

Unhinged (Rare)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Rare)
Blast from the Past
Blast from the Past 2Red (3)
Instant

Madness Red, cycling 1Red, kicker 2Red, flashback 3Red, buyback 4Red

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Unhinged (Rare)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Rare)
Bloodletter
Bloodletter 2Black (3)
Creature — Zombie (2/3)

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Unhinged (Common)
Booster Tutor
Booster Tutor Black (1)
Instant

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Uncommon)
Bosom Buddy
Bosom Buddy 3White (4)
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk (1/4)

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Brushstroke Paintermage
Brushstroke Paintermage 3Blue (4)
Creature — Human Wizard (2/3)

Tap: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Bursting Beebles
Bursting Beebles 2Blue (3)
Creature — Beeble (2/2)

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Unhinged (Common)
Cardpecker
Cardpecker 1White (2)
Creature — Bird (1{1/2}/1)

Flying

Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Carnivorous Death-Parrot 1Blue (2)
Creature — Bird (2/2)

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Unhinged (Common)
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Unsanctioned (Common)
Cheap Ass
Cheap Ass 1White (2)
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk (1/3{1/2})

Spells you cast cost o½ less to cast.

Unhinged (Common)
Cheatyface
Cheatyface BlueBlueBlue (3)
Creature — Efreet (2/2)

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying

Unhinged (Uncommon)
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Unsanctioned (Uncommon)
Circle of Protection: Art
Circle of Protection: Art 1White (2)
Enchantment

As Circle of Protection: Art enters, choose an artist.

1White: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

1White: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.

Unhinged (Common)
City of Ass
City of Ass (0)
Land

City of Ass enters tapped.

Tap: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

Unhinged (Rare)
Collector Protector
Collector Protector 3WhiteWhite (5)
Creature — Human Gamer (2/5)

White, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
Creature Guy
Creature Guy 3Green (4)
Creature — Beast (3/3)

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Curse of the Fire Penguin
Curse of the Fire Penguin 4RedRed (6)
Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

Unhinged (Rare)
Curse of the Fire Penguin (Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature)
Curse of the Fire Penguin (Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature) 4RedRed (6)
Creature — Penguin (6/5)

Trample

When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin to the battlefield.

Unhinged (Rare)
Deal Damage
Deal Damage 2RedRed (4)
Instant

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Double Header
Double Header 3BlueBlue (5)
Creature — Drake (2/3)

Flying

When Double Header enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Drawn Together
Drawn Together 2WhiteWhite (4)
Enchantment

As Drawn Together enters, choose an artist.

Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

Unhinged (Rare)
Duh
Duh Black (1)
Instant

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Unhinged (Common)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Common)
Dumb Ass
Dumb Ass 2Red (3)
Creature — Donkey Barbarian (3{1/2}/2)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party 4GreenGreen (6)
Creature — Elf Rogue (*/*)

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Emcee
Emcee 2White (3)
Creature — Human Rogue (0/1)

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
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Unsanctioned (Uncommon)
Enter the Dungeon
Enter the Dungeon BlackBlack (2)
Sorcery

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

Unhinged (Rare)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Rare)
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) 2White (3)
Instant

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.

Exile target enchantment.

Unhinged (Common)
Eye to Eye
Eye to Eye 2Black (3)
Instant

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Face to Face
Face to Face 1Red (2)
Sorcery

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Farewell to Arms
Farewell to Arms 1BlackBlack (3)
Enchantment

As Farewell to Arms enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.

When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Unhinged (Common)
Fascist Art Director
Fascist Art Director 1WhiteWhite (3)
Creature — Human Horror (2/2)

WhiteWhite: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Fat Ass
Fat Ass 4Green (5)
Creature — Donkey Shaman (2/3{1/2})

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Unhinged (Common)
First Come, First Served
First Come, First Served 1White (2)
Enchantment

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Flaccify
Flaccify 2Blue (3)
Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3o½.

Unhinged (Common)
Forest
Forest (0)
Basic Land — Forest

Unhinged (Land)
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Fourth Edition (Land)
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Ice Age (Land)
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Urza's Saga (Land)
Mercadian Masques (Land)
Invasion (Land)
Odyssey (Land)
Onslaught (Land)
Mirrodin (Land)
Champions of Kamigawa (Land)
Ravnica: City of Guilds (Land)
Time Spiral (Land)
Tenth Edition (Land)
Lorwyn (Land)
Shadowmoor (Land)
Shards of Alara (Land)
Starter 1999 (Land)
Starter 2000 (Land)
Battle Royale Box Set (Land)
Beatdown Box Set (Land)
Portal (Land)
Portal Second Age (Land)
Portal Three Kingdoms (Land)
Unglued (Common)
Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins (Land)
Masters Edition (Land)
Magic 2010 (Land)
Planechase (Land)
Masters Edition III (Land)
Zendikar (Land)
Duel Decks: Garruk vs. Liliana (Land)
Premium Deck Series: Slivers (Land)
Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition (Land)
Rise of the Eldrazi (Land)
Archenemy (Land)
Magic 2011 (Land)
Scars of Mirrodin (Land)
Mirrodin Besieged (Land)
Duel Decks: Knights vs. Dragons (Land)
New Phyrexia (Land)
Magic: The Gathering-Commander (Land)
Magic 2012 (Land)
Duel Decks: Ajani vs. Nicol Bolas (Land)
Innistrad (Land)
Avacyn Restored (Land)
Planechase 2012 Edition (Land)
Magic 2013 (Land)
Duel Decks: Izzet vs. Golgari (Land)
Return to Ravnica (Land)
Magic 2014 Core Set (Land)
Duel Decks: Heroes vs. Monsters (Land)
Theros (Land)
Commander 2013 Edition (Land)
Duel Decks: Jace vs. Vraska (Land)
Magic 2015 Core Set (Land)
Khans of Tarkir (Land)
Commander 2014 (Land)
Fate Reforged (Land)
Duel Decks Anthology, Elves vs. Goblins (Land)
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Duel Decks: Elspeth vs. Kiora (Land)
Dragons of Tarkir (Land)
Tempest Remastered (Land)
Magic Origins (Land)
Duel Decks: Zendikar vs. Eldrazi (Land)
Battle for Zendikar (Land)
Commander 2015 (Land)
Shadows over Innistrad (Land)
Duel Decks: Nissa vs. Ob Nixilis (Land)
Kaladesh (Land)
Commander 2016 (Land)
Planechase Anthology (Land)
Duel Decks: Mind vs. Might (Land)
Amonkhet (Land)
Commander Anthology (Land)
Archenemy: Nicol Bolas (Land)
Hour of Devastation (Land)
Commander 2017 (Land)
Ixalan (Land)
Unstable (Land)
Rivals of Ixalan (Land)
Duel Decks: Elves vs. Inventors (Land)
Dominaria (Land)
Battlebond (Land)
Commander Anthology 2018 (Land)
Global Series: Jiang Yanggu and Mu Yanling (Land)
Core Set 2019 (Land)
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Guilds of Ravnica (Land)
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Game Night (Land)
Ravnica Allegiance (Land)
Guild Kit: Gruul (Land)
Guild Kit: Simic (Land)
War of the Spark (Land)
Core Set 2020 (Land)
Commander 2019 (Land)
Throne of Eldraine (Land)
Game Night 2019 (Land)
Theros Beyond Death (Land)
Secret Lair Drop (Land)
Unsanctioned (Land)
Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths (Land)
Core Set 2021 (Land)
Jumpstart (Land)
Double Masters (Land)
Zendikar Rising (Land)
Commander Legends (Land)
Kaldheim (Land)
Strixhaven: School of Mages (Land)
Modern Horizons 2 (Land)
Adventures in the Forgotten Realms (Land)
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt (Land)
Innistrad: Crimson Vow (Land)
Amonkhet Remastered (Land)
Kaladesh Remastered (Land)
Arena Base Set (Land)
Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty (Land)
Streets of New Capenna (Land)
Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate (Land)
Alchemy Horizons: Baldur's Gate (Land)
Dominaria United (Land)
Unfinity (Land)
Warhammer 40,000 Commander (Land)
Game Night: Free-For-All (Land)
The Brothers' War (Land)
Jumpstart 2022 (Land)
Dominaria Remastered (Land)
Phyrexia: All Will Be One (Land)
Shadows Over Innistrad Remastered (Land)
March of the Machine (Land)
The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle Earth (Land)
Commander Masters (Land)
Wilds of Eldraine (Land)
Doctor Who Commander (Land)
The Lost Caverns of Ixalan (Land)
Jurassic World Collection Cards (Land)
Murders at Karlov Manor (Land)
Ravnica Clue Edition (Land)
Magic The Gathering—Fallout (Land)
Outlaws of Thunder Junction (Land)
Modern Horizons 3 (Land)
Assassin's Creed (Land)
Bloomburrow (Land)
Duskmourn: House of Horror (Land)
Form of the Squirrel
Form of the Squirrel Green (1)
Enchantment

As Form of the Squirrel enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.

Creatures can't attack you.

You have shroud.

You can't cast spells.

Unhinged (Rare)
Fraction Jackson
Fraction Jackson 2Green (3)
Creature — Human Hero (1/1{1/2})

Green, Tap: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Rare)
Framed!
Framed! 1Blue (2)
Instant

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Unhinged (Common)
Frankie Peanuts
Frankie Peanuts 2WhiteWhite (4)
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue (2/3)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
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Unsanctioned (Rare)
Frazzled Editor
Frazzled Editor 1Red (2)
Creature — Human Bureaucrat (2/2)

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Unhinged (Common)
Gleemax
Gleemax 1000000 (1000000)
Legendary Artifact

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Unhinged (Rare)
Gluetius Maximus
Gluetius Maximus 3GreenGreen (5)
Creature — Beast (5/5)

As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)

When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime 1Red (2)
Creature — Goblin Mime (2/2)

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

Unhinged (Common)
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team 3Red (4)
Creature — Goblin Warrior (2/2)

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

Unhinged (Common)
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Unsanctioned (Common)
Goblin Secret Agent
Goblin Secret Agent 2Red (3)
Creature — Goblin Rogue (2/2)

First strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

Unhinged (Common)
Granny's Payback
Granny's Payback 7Green (8)
Sorcery

You gain life equal to your age.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Graphic Violence
Graphic Violence 2Green (3)
Instant

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Greater Morphling
Greater Morphling 6BlueBlue (8)
Creature — Shapeshifter (5/5)

2: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

2: Untap Greater Morphling.

Unhinged (Rare)
Head to Head
Head to Head White (1)
Instant

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil 8BlackBlack (10)
Creature — Demon Child (8/8)

Flying, first strike, trample

Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay 1Black, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

Unhinged (Rare)
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Unsanctioned (Rare)
Island
Island (0)
Basic Land — Island

Unhinged (Land)
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Limited Edition Alpha (Land)
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Unlimited Edition (Land)
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Fourth Edition (Land)
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Eighth Edition (Land)
Ninth Edition (Land)
Ice Age (Land)
Mirage (Land)
Tempest (Land)
Urza's Saga (Land)
Mercadian Masques (Land)
Invasion (Land)
Odyssey (Land)
Onslaught (Land)
Mirrodin (Land)
Champions of Kamigawa (Land)
Ravnica: City of Guilds (Land)
Time Spiral (Land)
Tenth Edition (Land)
Lorwyn (Land)
Shadowmoor (Land)
Shards of Alara (Land)
Starter 1999 (Land)
Starter 2000 (Land)
Battle Royale Box Set (Land)
Beatdown Box Set (Land)
Portal (Land)
Portal Second Age (Land)
Portal Three Kingdoms (Land)
Unglued (Common)
Duel Decks: Jace vs. Chandra (Land)
Masters Edition (Land)
Magic 2010 (Land)
Planechase (Land)
Masters Edition III (Land)
Zendikar (Land)
Premium Deck Series: Slivers (Land)
Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition (Land)
Rise of the Eldrazi (Land)
Archenemy (Land)
Magic 2011 (Land)
Duel Decks: Elspeth vs. Tezzeret (Land)
Scars of Mirrodin (Land)
Mirrodin Besieged (Land)
New Phyrexia (Land)
Magic: The Gathering-Commander (Land)
Magic 2012 (Land)
Duel Decks: Ajani vs. Nicol Bolas (Land)
Innistrad (Land)
Duel Decks: Venser vs. Koth (Land)
Avacyn Restored (Land)
Planechase 2012 Edition (Land)
Magic 2013 (Land)
Duel Decks: Izzet vs. Golgari (Land)
Return to Ravnica (Land)
Magic 2014 Core Set (Land)
Theros (Land)
Commander 2013 Edition (Land)
Duel Decks: Jace vs. Vraska (Land)
Magic 2015 Core Set (Land)
Duel Decks: Speed vs. Cunning (Land)
Khans of Tarkir (Land)
Commander 2014 (Land)
Fate Reforged (Land)
Duel Decks Anthology, Jace vs. Chandra (Land)
Duel Decks: Elspeth vs. Kiora (Land)
Dragons of Tarkir (Land)
Tempest Remastered (Land)
Magic Origins (Land)
Battle for Zendikar (Land)
Commander 2015 (Land)
Duel Decks: Blessed vs. Cursed (Land)
Shadows over Innistrad (Land)
Kaladesh (Land)
Commander 2016 (Land)
Planechase Anthology (Land)
Duel Decks: Mind vs. Might (Land)
Amonkhet (Land)
Commander Anthology (Land)
Archenemy: Nicol Bolas (Land)
Hour of Devastation (Land)
Commander 2017 (Land)
Ixalan (Land)
Duel Decks: Merfolk vs. Goblins (Land)
Unstable (Land)
Rivals of Ixalan (Land)
Duel Decks: Elves vs. Inventors (Land)
Dominaria (Land)
Battlebond (Land)
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Global Series: Jiang Yanggu and Mu Yanling (Land)
Core Set 2019 (Land)
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Guilds of Ravnica (Land)
Guild Kit: Dimir (Land)
Guild Kit: Izzet (Land)
Game Night (Land)
Ravnica Allegiance (Land)
Guild Kit: Azorius (Land)
Guild Kit: Simic (Land)
War of the Spark (Land)
Core Set 2020 (Land)
Commander 2019 (Land)
Throne of Eldraine (Land)
Game Night 2019 (Land)
Theros Beyond Death (Land)
Secret Lair Drop (Land)
Unsanctioned (Land)
Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths (Land)
Core Set 2021 (Land)
Jumpstart (Land)
Double Masters (Land)
Zendikar Rising (Land)
Commander Legends (Land)
Kaldheim (Land)
Strixhaven: School of Mages (Land)
Modern Horizons 2 (Land)
Adventures in the Forgotten Realms (Land)
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt (Land)
Innistrad: Crimson Vow (Land)
Amonkhet Remastered (Land)
Kaladesh Remastered (Land)
Arena Base Set (Land)
Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty (Land)
Streets of New Capenna (Land)
Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate (Land)
Alchemy Horizons: Baldur's Gate (Land)
Dominaria United (Land)
Unfinity (Land)
Warhammer 40,000 Commander (Land)
Game Night: Free-For-All (Land)
The Brothers' War (Land)
The Brothers' War Commander (Land)
Jumpstart 2022 (Land)
Dominaria Remastered (Land)
Phyrexia: All Will Be One (Land)
Shadows Over Innistrad Remastered (Land)
March of the Machine (Land)
The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle Earth (Land)
Commander Masters (Land)
Wilds of Eldraine (Land)
Doctor Who Commander (Land)
The Lost Caverns of Ixalan (Land)
Jurassic World Collection Cards (Land)
Murders at Karlov Manor (Land)
Ravnica Clue Edition (Land)
Magic The Gathering—Fallout (Land)
Outlaws of Thunder Junction (Land)
Modern Horizons 3 (Land)
Assassin's Creed (Land)
Bloomburrow (Land)
Duskmourn: House of Horror (Land)
Johnny, Combo Player
Johnny, Combo Player 2BlueBlue (4)
Legendary Creature — Human Gamer (1/1)

4: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Unhinged (Rare)
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Unsanctioned (Rare)
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Keeper of the Sacred Word 2Green (3)
Creature — Human Druid (2/3)

As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters, choose a word.

Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Kill! Destroy!
Kill! Destroy! 1BlackBlack (3)
Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Ladies' Knight
Ladies' Knight 3White (4)
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)

Flying

Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost 1 less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Land Aid '04
Land Aid '04 GreenGreen (2)
Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Unhinged (Common)
Laughing Hyena
Laughing Hyena 1Green (2)
Creature — Hyena (2/2)

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Letter Bomb
Letter Bomb 6 (6)
Artifact

When Letter Bomb enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.

Unhinged (Rare)
Little Girl
Little Girl Half a White (0.5)
Creature — Human Child ({1/2}/{1/2})

Unhinged (Common)
Look at Me, I'm R&D
Look at Me, I'm R&D 2White (3)
Enchantment

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.

All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

Unhinged (Rare)
Other Versions
Unsanctioned (Rare)
Loose Lips
Loose Lips Blue (1)
Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Unhinged (Common)
Magical Hacker
Magical Hacker 1Blue (2)
Creature — Human Gamer (1/2)

Blue: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Man of Measure
Man of Measure 1WhiteWhite (3)
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.

As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

Unhinged (Common)
Mana Flair
Mana Flair 1Red (2)
Instant

Add Red for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

Unhinged (Common)
Mana Screw
Mana Screw 1 (1)
Artifact

1: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add ColorlessColorless. Activate only as an instant.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Meddling Kids
Meddling Kids 2WhiteBlue (4)
Creature — Human Child (2/3)

As Meddling Kids enters, choose a word with four or more letters.

Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

Unhinged (Rare)
Mise
Mise Blue (1)
Instant

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Moniker Mage
Moniker Mage 2Blue (3)
Creature — Human Wizard (2/2)

Blue, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.

Blue, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey 3Green (4)
Creature — Monkey (1/1)

As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters, choose a letter.

Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Unhinged (Common)
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Mons's Goblin Waiters Red (1)
Creature — Goblin Waiter (1/1)

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add Half a Red.

Unhinged (Common)
Mother of Goons
Mother of Goons 2Black (3)
Creature — Human Cleric (3/2)

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

Unhinged (Common)
Mountain
Mountain (0)
Basic Land — Mountain

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Jurassic World Collection Cards (Land)
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Magic The Gathering—Fallout (Land)
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Mouth to Mouth
Mouth to Mouth 3Blue (4)
Sorcery

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Mox Lotus
Mox Lotus 15 (15)
Artifact

Tap: Add Infinite.

100: Add one mana of any color.

Unhinged (Rare)
My First Tome
My First Tome 3 (3)
Artifact

1, Tap: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Name Dropping
Name Dropping 1Green (2)
Enchantment

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Necro-Impotence
Necro-Impotence BlackBlackBlack (3)
Enchantment

Skip your untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.

Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Unhinged (Rare)
Now I Know My ABC's
Now I Know My ABC's 1BlueBlue (3)
Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Unhinged (Rare)
Number Crunch
Number Crunch 2Blue (3)
Instant

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Old Fogey
Old Fogey GreenGreen (2)
Summon — Dinosaur (7/7)

Phasing, cumulative upkeep 1, echo GreenGreen, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2

Unhinged (Rare)
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Unsanctioned (Rare)
Orcish Paratroopers
Orcish Paratroopers 2Red (3)
Creature — Orc Paratrooper (4/4)

When Orcish Paratroopers enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.

Unhinged (Common)
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental 1GreenGreen (3)
Creature — Elemental (2/2)

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Unhinged (Common)
Persecute Artist
Persecute Artist 1BlackBlack (3)
Sorcery

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Phyrexian Librarian
Phyrexian Librarian 3Black (4)
Creature — Phyrexian Horror (3/3)

Flying, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.

When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Plains
Plains (0)
Basic Land — Plains

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Magic 2010 (Land)
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New Phyrexia (Land)
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Magic 2012 (Land)
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Innistrad (Land)
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Return to Ravnica (Land)
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Magic 2014 Core Set (Land)
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Theros (Land)
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Dragons of Tarkir (Land)
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Magic Origins (Land)
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Battle for Zendikar (Land)
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Amonkhet (Land)
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Secret Lair Drop (Land)
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Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths (Land)
Core Set 2021 (Land)
Jumpstart (Land)
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Kaldheim (Land)
Strixhaven: School of Mages (Land)
Modern Horizons 2 (Land)
Adventures in the Forgotten Realms (Land)
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt (Land)
Innistrad: Crimson Vow (Land)
Amonkhet Remastered (Land)
Kaladesh Remastered (Land)
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Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty (Land)
Streets of New Capenna (Land)
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Alchemy Horizons: Baldur's Gate (Land)
Dominaria United (Land)
Unfinity (Land)
Warhammer 40,000 Commander (Land)
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The Brothers' War (Land)
The Brothers' War Commander (Land)
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Dominaria Remastered (Land)
Phyrexia: All Will Be One (Land)
Shadows Over Innistrad Remastered (Land)
March of the Machine (Land)
The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle Earth (Land)
Commander Masters (Land)
Wilds of Eldraine (Land)
Doctor Who Commander (Land)
The Lost Caverns of Ixalan (Land)
Jurassic World Collection Cards (Land)
Murders at Karlov Manor (Land)
Ravnica Clue Edition (Land)
Magic The Gathering—Fallout (Land)
Outlaws of Thunder Junction (Land)
Modern Horizons 3 (Land)
Assassin's Creed (Land)
Bloomburrow (Land)
Duskmourn: House of Horror (Land)
Pointy Finger of Doom
Pointy Finger of Doom 4 (4)
Artifact

3, Tap: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

Unhinged (Rare)
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Unsanctioned (Rare)
Punctuate
Punctuate 3Red (4)
Instant

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ‘ ' & .)

Unhinged (Common)
Pygmy Giant
Pygmy Giant 1RedRed (3)
Creature — Giant (0/2)

Red, Tap, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Question Elemental?
Question Elemental? 2BlueBlue (4)
Creature — Elemental? (3/4)

Did you know this creature has flying?

Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?

Unhinged (Uncommon)
R&D's Secret Lair
R&D's Secret Lair (0)
Legendary Land

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.

Tap: Add Colorless. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Unhinged (Rare)
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