: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

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Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Trample

Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying

City of Ass enters tapped.

: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Trample

When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin to the battlefield.

Flying

When Double Header enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

As Farewell to Arms enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.

When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Counter target spell unless its controller pays o½.

As Form of the Squirrel enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.

Creatures can't attack you.

You have shroud.

You can't cast spells.

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)

When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

You gain life equal to your age.

: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

: Untap Greater Morphling.

Flying, first strike, trample

Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay , reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

When Letter Bomb enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.

All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Add for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

As Meddling Kids enters, choose a word with four or more letters.

Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.

, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add .

: Add .

: Add one mana of any color.

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return that card to your hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo , fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Flying, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.

When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.

, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.

: Add . (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)