Make Mischief deals 1 damage to any target. Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token. It has "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sacrifice any number of lands, then add that much .

Flying, vigilance, haste

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of blue cards from your hand. This spell costs less to cast for each card exiled this way.

Up to X target creatures phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. Each one phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

Your opponents can't cast spells during combat.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

This spell costs less to cast, where X is your devotion to black. (Each in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Equipped creature has flying and lifelink.

Whenever equipped creature dies, you may pay X life, where X is its power. If you do, draw X cards.

Equip

Reach

Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.

When Maulfist Doorbuster enters the battlefield, you get (two energy counters).

Whenever Maulfist Doorbuster attacks, you may pay . If you do, target creature can't block this turn.

Menace

Fabricate 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.)

All creatures get -X/-0, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

, : The controller of target instant or sorcery spell copies it. That player may choose new targets for the copy.

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

Counter target spell with mana value 1.

, : Draw two cards.

, , Discard a card: Mercurial Chemister deals damage to target creature equal to the discarded card's mana value.

, : Target player mills two cards.

: Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.

Add X mana of any one color, where X is 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.

Flying, vigilance

You have hexproof.

Whenever Metropolis Reformer is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

When Midnight Arsonist enters the battlefield, destroy up to X target artifacts without mana abilities, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Militant Inquisitor gets +1/+0 for each Equipment you control.

Minas Tirith Garrison's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Whenever Minas Tirith Garrison attacks, you may tap any number of untapped Humans you control. Draw a card for each Human tapped this way.

( can be paid with either or .)

: Tap target creature.

Exploit (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature.)

When Minister of Pain exploits a creature, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with "This creature gets +1/+0 for each other Illusion you control."

Whenever an Illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to that creature's power from your hand onto the battlefield.

: Minotaur Illusionist gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

, Sacrifice Minotaur Illusionist: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature.

As long as it's your turn, Mounts and Vehicles you control have hexproof.

Whenever a Mount or Vehicle you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

First strike

Whenever Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist attacks, each opponent can't block with more than one creature this combat.

As long as Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist is tapped, no more than one creature can attack you each combat.

Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays .

Whenever Mischievous Catgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Disturb (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.)

Flying

Pay 1 life: Regenerate Mischievous Poltergeist.

: Turn Mischievous Quanar face down.

Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

When Mischievous Quanar is turned face up, copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for that copy.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

Choose one —

• Destroy target Cleric.

• Return target Cleric card from your graveyard to your hand.

• Target player loses 2 life.

An opponent chooses one —

• You put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and gain 4 life.

• You put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that player controls and Misfortune deals 4 damage to that player.

Destroy target creature. Its owner gains 4 life.

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card with the same name as that spell and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of target noncreature artifact you control, except its name is Mishra's Warform and it's a 4/4 Construct artifact creature in addition to its other types. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia enters the battlefield or attacks, choose three —

• Target opponent discards two cards.

• Mishra deals 3 damage to any target.

• Destroy target artifact or planeswalker.

• Creatures you control gain menace and trample until end of turn.

• Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

• Create two tapped Powerstone tokens.

, Sacrifice Mishra's Bauble: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Enchant creature

As long as you control enchanted creature, it gets +2/+2. Otherwise, it can't block.

: Add .

: Mishra's Foundry becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

, : Target attacking Assembly-Worker gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

, : Tap X target lands.

Choose one —

• Create two 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens.

• Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay . If you do, create a token that's a copy of Mishra's Self-Replicator. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

: Add . Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.

Target creature's owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library.

Flying, first strike

At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Miss Demeanor.

Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast it this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Whenever another nonartifact creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control face down and tapped. It's a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature.

At the beginning of your end step, each opponent faces a villainous choice — Each artifact creature you control deals 1 damage to that opponent, or you draw a card and chaos ensues.