Those aren't blades of grass, they're green flames of gargantuan destruction!
Posted By:
FragNutMK1
(2/25/2010 2:43:15 AM)
I was gonna say that, MOE.
Ancient Silverback throws huge huge steaming turds at this guy.
Posted By:
blindthrall
(7/6/2011 1:39:57 PM)
This card is just plain awful. Horrible cost that bites you even if you don't pay it, the effect is just a slightly misplaced miniature combat phase.. On top of that, the grass around its legs means two things, barring the existence of stupidly tall grass; This gorilla isn't that large (And certainly not 'gargantuan'), and its legs are far too hilariously short to carry it. And not even some nifty flavor text to try to save it =(
Posted By:
GradiustheFox
(2/10/2010 5:36:42 AM)
Why hasn't oracle changed it to fight yet?
Posted By:
monkeymonk42
(11/2/2011 1:56:33 PM)
man I love that this card has fight. totally gonna use it in my innistrad deck. cause nobody's gonna expect a gorilla in a werewolf fight.
Posted By:
Richochet_Shaman
(10/1/2011 9:41:43 AM)
Too much text, did not read.
No, seriously, that's some tiny words, bro.
Posted By:
Dienomite807
(11/11/2012 7:12:22 PM)
If you don't sac the forest he gets mad, punches you in the face, and lumbers off.
Posted By:
LordRandomness
(9/27/2013 6:52:58 AM)
" The Magus of the Arena effect..." -Arthindole
This made me laugh, sorry. And where do you think the Magus got HIS ability.... haha
Arena
Posted By:
Bbone37
(3/25/2014 2:01:28 PM)