Very funny joke, Wizards. So funny nobody is laughing...
This is a card so TERRIBLE that MULTIPLE sucky vanilla cards are strictly better than it: Warpath Ghoul, Scathe Zombies...not to mention cards with beneficial abilitites.
Not even worthy of being a bookmark.
Posted By:
TheSuperbloop
(7/2/2010 11:30:15 PM)
..... good one, Wizards... Print a card even MARO said was bad.
Posted By:
Fade_To_Black
(10/1/2009 12:35:12 PM)
I'd say keep the flavor and reduce the cost but don't make it good. The flavor makes up for it. I'd make it 
and change the ability to "Mindless Null can't attack unless you control a Vampire", which makes a lot more sense to me. If it can't think for itself it would still defend itself if prodded into harm's way but it wouldn't take the initiative.
Posted By:
Haywood
(8/26/2013 12:48:11 PM)
It really was time Scathe Zombies got taken down a peg.
Posted By:
ROBRAM89
(4/11/2011 12:53:25 PM)
Someone rated this above .5?
Posted By:
NeoSin
(4/14/2010 12:38:50 PM)
At last! A magic card-toiler paper!
A 2/2 with drawback for 
! It's the first time in my life that I don't care if something happens to this card whitch is currently at my toilet.
Even for Scathe Zombies I would have been worried!
Thanks Wizards for the relief!
PS: One question only: Why did they even bother putting a "Rullings" for this card?
Posted By:
SwordSkill
(1/4/2010 3:58:07 PM)
WHY !?
Posted By:
True_Smog
(2/14/2010 11:23:25 AM)
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
That is all.
Posted By:
Gear61
(2/4/2010 5:28:51 PM)
This has to be one of the worse cards I have ever seen. Why would we pay 2B for a 2/2 that can't block without a Vampire on our side when we would mostly pay for a plain 2/2 for 1B anyway?
0.5
Posted By:
PaladinOfSunhome
(2/18/2010 1:13:59 PM)
oh my gosh......so.....powerful........
Posted By:
Colossus_of_Darkstee
(3/18/2010 2:39:32 PM)